make me laugh.

[sonikbliss]

Uhh...guys...you have not lived till you have heard this

Incorrect Music Siftings

Oh my god. "The Answer" is just about the closest I've ever come to 's***ing my pants' laughing... and it just -- keeps -- going !

"Sleep" by The Sugarplastic has that lyric "I've sired now I'm tired and I want to go to sleep" that kills me every time.

Holy crap this site is fucking HILARIOUS! I think I pissed myself listening to "Easy" by the Commodores from the Dictionaraoke link. You guys need to listen to that shit right now!!!!!!!!

http://www.retrolicious.com/siftings/Di ... 20Easy.mp3

[jca83]

Make sure you listen to Shooby Taylor!

shooby! i heard that at work the other day. oh mannnn.. so awesome. like, the worst thing you've ever heard.

[splitpoint]

"The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump...Do me babayy..."

Digital underground cracks me up every time. From back when rap music had a sense of humor. Although I must admit that "Prepare to fire" by The Christian Astronauts was...Uhm...Orignal.



The Other Al

[tiger vomitt]

That Celtic Frost song, the first song on "To Megatherion" -- I don't remember the name but it's the one that has the kettle drums in it -- it's just this hilarious, bombastic sludgy heavy metal thing with tympani and Wagnerian brass. Totally nuts. And I even talked to the guy (Tom Warrior) about it one time, and he was kinda like, "oh yeah, we knew that was over the top."

dude that is one of my favorite songs ever! for the exact reason you wrote there. AND how cool is it that you talked to that dude about it! nice

[tiger vomitt]

"Octopus Woman Let Me Go", by Dick Kent

Kinda sounds like "Cherokee Nation", except with an under-the-sea theme.

what a lovely song that is..i really enjoyed it, thank you

[jtienhaara]

Travis covering "Baby One More Time". You can hear them laughing at various points in the song.

BEARD_OF_BEES, "So Long Mom, I'm Off To Drop The Bomb" rocks.

Just in case there are any closet new country lovers, Kasey Chambers' "We're All Gonna Die Someday" as well as The Fools' "Life Sucks" (I heard the latter on Dr. Demento when I was a kid) are both classics in my books.

[dirty]

Anything by the Moldy Peaches, particularly "Steak for Chicken". Hearing a girl sing "Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?" gets me every time.

Also Stephen Malkmus' first album with the Jicks: "At age nineteen I was kidnapped by Turkish pirates," etc...

Lastly, that Outkast song in which Big Boi accuses a former, ahem, acquaintance of attempting to remove his condom with "her pussy muscles".

Beautiful image, that.

[coniferouspine]

Oooh oooh oooh I forgot to mention Fred Lane. 2 albums on Shimmy Disc. From The One That Cut You, & Car Radio Jerome . "White Woman" "French Toast Man," etc. Sick.

[fuckface]

thorny rose crucifix

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/thorn ... xmusic.htm

[Mark Alan Miller]

thorny rose crucifix

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/thorn ... xmusic.htm

And they have More Cowbell. More or less.

Actually, it just seemed stupid until the chorus - then I laughed hard. Wow.

[craigloom]

I remember an old friend of mine had a single (7'') of Neil from "The Young Ones" singing "Hole in My Shoe". Can't remember what the other side was. Man, I wish I had that record. I loved the Young Ones.
Classic.

[Kyle Motor]

The Snakes "I Won't Love You Til You're More Like Me", the entire LP on Dischord. I'm still trying to figure out why it was made and released, but I'm glad it was.

Other than that, has anyone heard "Crazy Horses" by The Osmonds? Unbelievable.

[kdarr]

The first note King Diamond hits ("LISTEEEEEEEEEEEN!") on Mercyful Fate's "Corpse Without A Soul".

That helium voice just puts me into fucking FITS every time. I'm absolutely convinced that anyone who doesn't immediately burst into laughter every time they hear that is clinically dead.

Metal at both its finest and most ridiculous.

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[kdarr]

Oh yeah, and most of what Kool Keith raps about cracks me up. Particularly the "Half Sharkalligator, Half Man" song on the Dr. Octagon record and the intro of the Black Elvis album.

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[Pacific_Coast_Highway]

The theme song to Peanuts. I bolted upright in bed last week at 3 am, turned on my computer and downloaded it. It was worth it.

There's also a Beck song on 'Stereopathetic Soulmanure' that has a line about Beck having a taco in his jeans, I think it's the song 'Thunder Peel'?

This might be obvious, but most of Ween's body of work...