Slipknot is the best band ever

Rick Hunter · Post by **Rick Hunter** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:32 pm

why do you know that?

pvassil3 · Post by **pvassil3** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:01 pm

i think i will make a mask out of tooth picks and straws and bang my head ona barrel while my friends slame on a guitar and stomp on cats. anyone want to produce us? our name will be bow tie

pvassil3 · Post by **pvassil3** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:02 pm

im sorry, comments like that are a direct result of concerts and rum.

thunderboy · Post by **thunderboy** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:11 pm

Did I not say "don't ask"?
Seriously.

jt

bobbydj · Post by **bobbydj** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:51 pm

Why're we not allowed to ask??

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:15 am

Are you a wizard?

bobbydj · Post by **bobbydj** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:52 am

Is he a cenataur??

AstroDan · Post by **AstroDan** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:13 am

I don't know, if you ask me, I'd have to say "Slip NOT". Lol*! Oh yeah! Who's with me on that one! High five.

*(Lol is a cute abbreviation for "Laugh out loud." Smart people use it.)

Rick Hunter · Post by **Rick Hunter** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:05 am

lolomgwtfbbq

wrap your brain around that one.

bobbydj · Post by **bobbydj** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:58 am

coniferouspine · Post by **coniferouspine** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:16 am

Yo, I'm more about Insane Clown Posse myself...juggaloos

object88 · Post by **object88** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:46 pm

Only 9 people? And one's a sound guy? Bah, wussies. My band has 13 people:

One to play guitar
One to play bass
One to get drunk, pass out, and then play drums
One to sing, bang on things, and stab people
One to sing, bang on things, and look like a B&D freak
One to bang on things
One to bang on things, bleed, and run around in a g-string
One to bang on things, throw jello-encrusted tampons at the audience, and get attacked by same audience
One to bang on things and get hit in the face by other people banging on things
One to bang on things and make the audience bang on things
One to bang on things and wrestle in a pile of broken things
One to bang on things and avoid getting tackled in a pile of broken things
And one to die for our sins. No banging involved.

Seriously.

coniferouspine · Post by **coniferouspine** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:59 pm

Yeah, I saw you guys a couple of weeks ago, and I gotta tell ya, you know the guy whose job it was to bang on things and wrestle in a pile of broken things? He was way flat, man. You should sack him.

Shabbadoo · Post by **Shabbadoo** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:13 pm

remember the good old days when a couple of flashpods was all you needed for a stage show?
now, unless you're torturing and disemboweling someone on stage you can't reach the kids

don't mind me, I tend to rattle on sometimes. Just an old man set in his ways.

you kids go on outside now and play with your latex zombie heads and fake sperm shooters.

object88 · Post by **object88** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:17 pm

coniferouspine wrote:Yeah, I saw you guys a couple of weeks ago, and I gotta tell ya, you know the guy whose job it was to bang on things and wrestle in a pile of broken things? He was way flat, man. You should sack him.

So you were the lone person in the audience... thanks for coming, man! Yea, we gotta can the guy, but it's so hard to find good help these days.

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