the miserable fucking bastard thread

[bobbydj]

Post here if you are feeling like a bad-tempered, cranky old shit-bag. I am - and remember; misery loves company. So join me in my relentless crotchetyness, as I hate the world and all its bloody shiteness.

[joeysimms]

I absolutely refuse to join you in your misery!

[bobbydj]

Gotdamn you joi de vivre mofes.

[aurelialuz]

i am. mercury's in retrograde though, that may be why.

alex

[thunderboy]

I am on the back-end of a raging cold (read: my head is a 20lb bag of snot) and I have a Reggae/Hip-Hop/DJ show to deal with for the next 10 hours.

jt

[sunsetyellow]

i am. mercury's in retrograde though, that may be why.

alex

Is that something to do with cars?

Aside from that, I'm as happy as a sandboy. La de dah, la di dee! Spring is coming hooray! I like looking at the pretty flowers and then rocking. And remember: IT'S ALL GOOD.

[bobbydj]

Hey - cool. If we were in my local we'd be the blokes in the corner coughing their lungs up, looking dejectedly at their dominos and scratching their grey, stubbly chins whilst nursing the dregs of a pint of mild. We would kind of rule.

[ryan_c]

Sunset's smilies decided to make my browser go wonky!

As for being a miserable bastard, it's currently in the upper 70s here, my window and patio door in my apartment are both open, and I'm rocking Tommy Guerrero. The short version of that is I'm feeling fucking awesome.

[bobbydj]

[miserable bastard]Fuck you![/miserable bastard]

Seriously though - on the waether front thing, I look through the window I say grey, grey skies pouring forth their cold fucking rain. It's gloomy, the fog's rolling down off the hill and I wanna burn some old people. Who's with me??

[ryan_c]

I wanna burn some old people.

I do hate the elderly. Count me in.

[bobbydj]

*sloshes kerosene can menacingly*

Let's roll!!

[trodden]

and I wanna burn some old people. Who's with me??

that made my fucking morning....

i'm hung over, woke up, thought it was saturday, told girlfriend it was saturday, she's hung over, we were both late for work. I'm broke, don't get paid for another week and a half, my cd burner died, i need to check my mixes, it better not rain this weekend cause i want to dig in the dirt and wack some more weeds, and i'm tired of not getting jobs just cause my name isn't in fucking lights or because i didn't record so and so 12 fucking years ago.... yeah i'm whining.... oh and shitheads drank my beer and ate my olive tapanad. :ar15:

[thunderboy]

It's a fucking BEAUTIFUL day here in NYC. I'm working in a sub-basement.

Flame on, yo.

jt the miserable

[bobbydj]

woke up, thought it was saturday

Ain't that the worst?!?

[Al]

I'm feeling quite chipper these days actually, no complaints, so cheer up!...YOU MISERABLE BAaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwSTARDS!!.....

Al