Favorite Simpsons quote

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by I'm Painting Again » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:26 pm

Homer ; but Marge, I want to pass the duchie from the left hand side
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Austrailian : Thats not a knife this is a knife

Lisa : Thats not a knife thats a spoon!

Austrailian : I see you've played knifey spooney before.
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Homer : give me inner peace or I'll mop the floor with ya'
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Blind Pot Head : if I dont smoke it I will go Blinder
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by I'm Painting Again » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:28 pm

Oh and

Principal Skinner : we can use the money to build a state of the art detention facility where children are held in place with magnets

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Phil Owl » Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:23 am

HOMER:

But Marge, I'm not popular enough to be different!

BTO, they were Canada's answer to ELP!! Back in the 70's WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SPELL THINGS OUT!!


BART:

I didn't think it was physically possible but this sucks and blows at the same time!

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by tommymakestapes » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:13 am

homer buys an ambulance!


here in my car
i am washing out blood
well most of it's mine
but some of it's not
hi marge.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by EasyGo » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:31 am

Mensa episode

Comic Book Guy: "Oh a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by m_oswald » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:00 pm

Ned's hipster parents to his docter

"Weve tried nothing and were all out of ideas!"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by jzombie » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:02 pm

From the "Whacking Day" episode, one of my all-time favorites -

Mayor Quimby to crowd, after being booed for whacking snakes: You're all a bunch of fickle mush-heads!

Crowd: He's right! Give us hell, Quimby!

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by honkyjonk » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:09 pm

Seems like it's Homer to Lisa but regardless,

Homer: Silly Lisa, if you hate your job, you don't quit, you just go in day after day and do it really half-ass.

I live by that quote

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