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Post by vvv » Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:56 pm

If it hertz when you pee...



... check the frequency.


Thank you, I'll be drinking all week. :twisted:
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Post by Gregg Juke » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:42 pm

d.B. went for a ride with his friends on 60 cycles. A number of them hit something sharp and got flats. It was accidental.

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Post by Gregg Juke » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:47 pm

Some guys were working on my house. They were putting on vinyl. I asked them why they only did the section by the driveway, and they said "oh, that's only Side 1."

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Post by Gregg Juke » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:50 pm

I was looking at vintage Beatle-boots on eBay. I need some with rubber soles.

I want to learn a new instrument. I have Bass Desires.

A young gentleman with a pencil-thin mustache, a lot of gold jewelry, sagging pants, and a baseball cap just touching the top of his head and turned to the side, was working at the counter at a big box store. When he got to my items, I said "Rap it up; I'll take it."

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted.

Luap deirub I.

I'll be trying to sleep all weekend...

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Post by vvv » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:21 pm

:lol:
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Post by Gregg Juke » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:06 pm

And another thing! How many Miles would you walk, if you converted them into feet of tape? With no havering?

I dunno, ask *^@&$%#??? TEO!!

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Post by vvv » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:21 pm

That last one, well, you lost a few points. :twisted:
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Post by Gregg Juke » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:56 am

I'll accept that, if you can tell me how you feel about Kevin Hart as a rapper.

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Post by vvv » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:05 pm

I try not to have feelings about rappers, and I now include Kevin Hart.

(Altho' I note I've added guitar and bass to some tracks for a indie rap album whose Svengali is a good buddy - I'll link if it happens.)
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Post by Gregg Juke » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:47 pm

He must be some type of Svenjolly:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l1DW_a5J0o8

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