HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

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HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by Mark » Sat Jul 19, 2003 10:58 am

How many more posts do I have to make to get myself out of this undignified position :shock:
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Re: HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by DUC » Sat Jul 19, 2003 11:51 am

The more posts, the more shame. Learn to love being an Ass Engineer. It only goes down from there.
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Re: HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by cassembler » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:50 pm

Yeah, it's kind of like being a teenager. You'll miss it.
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and i was LOOKING for an ass engineer!

Post by transmothra » Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:52 pm

ooh, hey, excellent!-- lemme arsk ye something:

i have a dent in my left cheek. i was hoping you might know how to remix it or something...?
...do you believe that?
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Re: HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by Randy » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:53 pm

my guess is that ass engineers are most concerned with the third input?
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Re: and i was LOOKING for an ass engineer!

Post by Mark » Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:42 am

transmothra wrote:ooh, hey, excellent!-- lemme arsk ye something:

i have a dent in my left cheek. i was hoping you might know how to remix it or something...?
No. But, if you like, I can balance it out with a dent in the right one :roll:
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Re: HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by toothpastefordinner » Sun Jul 20, 2003 10:39 am

At least you're not an "Ass Producer", I don't think you'd be happy sitting at the back of the ass, telling the ass engineer, "Turn up the ass"
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Re: HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by DUC » Sun Jul 20, 2003 4:02 pm

In your case, Mark, you're an "arse" engineer.

*we need more emoticons*
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Re: and i was LOOKING for an ass engineer!

Post by transmothra » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:28 am

Mark wrote:No. But, if you like, I can balance it out with a dent in the right one :roll:
hee hee hee! wheeeee!

well, p'raps you're my mother(?), since i'm a shit engineer!

ass engineer = shit producer??? :?
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Re: HELP! I'm an "Ass Engineer"

Post by assfortress » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:58 am

i can't believe you want to escape the title of ass engineer. If i ever record a band thats bigger I will request to be called the ass engineer. It rocks.
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