Favorite Simpsons quote
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
i liked the one where jessica was all like "am i eating fish or chicken". wow, pretty hillarious. oh and when ashley was getting all worked up about her first live performance and she said "i can't hear myself in the monitor" and stormed off stage, that was awesome.
medicate? oh, i thought you said "meditate."
Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
\joeb28 wrote:oh yeah
Homer: But I don't even believe in jebus......save me jebus
loved that one... later in the show when he is licking the toads
"I'am not not licking toads."
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
Groundskeeper Willy: "Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, yes I do"
Groundskeeper Willy: (rips off shirt) "Well then grease me up, woman!"
Or a more recent one:
Principal Skinner: "I've been taken down a peg. A full peg!"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, yes I do"
Groundskeeper Willy: (rips off shirt) "Well then grease me up, woman!"
Or a more recent one:
Principal Skinner: "I've been taken down a peg. A full peg!"
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I like it when homer is stealing grease and homer and bart are stealing it, and Homer pretends he's from scottland, and accidently says he's from the same place as Willie and willie says "Aye, did you know Angus McCloud?" And Homer goes "Wait a second... THERE'S NO ANGUS McCLOUD IN..." where ever the town was and then Willie has to admit he's lying.Scodiddly wrote:Groundskeeper Willy: "Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, yes I do"
Groundskeeper Willy: (rips off shirt) "Well then grease me up, woman!"
Or a more recent one:
Principal Skinner: "I've been taken down a peg. A full peg!"
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ralph-(floating on a raft out to sea)
"im going to africa! to see lions and gorillas and giraffes and santa..."(trails off)
(tied up and thrown thru the simpsons front window)
"im a brick!"
homer-
"hey! maybe the internet has the answers im looking for. it certainly told me everything i needed to know about wang enhancement."
ralphs my fave. so anything he says is awesome IMO.
"im going to africa! to see lions and gorillas and giraffes and santa..."(trails off)
(tied up and thrown thru the simpsons front window)
"im a brick!"
homer-
"hey! maybe the internet has the answers im looking for. it certainly told me everything i needed to know about wang enhancement."
ralphs my fave. so anything he says is awesome IMO.
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Lady Furnace??? Oh man, figures we get a lady on the board right after I post that sexist women joke post.
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not right after, ive been around for abt. a yr.ec?amoR ecnaL wrote:Lady Furnace??? Oh man, figures we get a lady on the board right after I post that sexist women joke post.
im mostly a lurker.
heres another quote.
ralph (after his father gives him "medicine" from the confiscation box)
"im koo koo for contraband!"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
i have to say this thread has made my day and everyone is coming out with great quotes, but my absolute favorites havent been mentionned.
ralf "even my boogers are spicey"
homer (walking out of living room) "we got a kitchen!?!"
nelson "way to breath no breath"
willie "im so drunk i can hardly see, but it gets me though the daaaay"
homer "awe.. twenty dollars, i wanted a peanut"
brain "twenty dollars can buy many peanuts"
homer "explain how"
brain "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
homer "woohoo!"
ralf "even my boogers are spicey"
homer (walking out of living room) "we got a kitchen!?!"
nelson "way to breath no breath"
willie "im so drunk i can hardly see, but it gets me though the daaaay"
homer "awe.. twenty dollars, i wanted a peanut"
brain "twenty dollars can buy many peanuts"
homer "explain how"
brain "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
homer "woohoo!"
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the wang reference reminded me of the episode where they go to florida for spring break and homer makes some remark about:
..."aww, who wants to spend spring break in florida, it's america's wang."
..."aww, who wants to spend spring break in florida, it's america's wang."
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
from this Sundays episode
Moe handing Homer a beer: "Here you go Homer have a nice mug of forget about it."
Moe handing Homer a beer: "Here you go Homer have a nice mug of forget about it."
Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
This week didn't suck too hard.sonikbliss wrote:from this Sundays episode
Moe handing Homer a beer: "Here you go Homer have a nice mug of forget about it."
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
Marge: "Homer, you have to stop drinking!"
Homer: "OK, no more deer"
Marge: "Did you just say deer?"
Homer: "OK, no more deer"
Marge: "Did you just say deer?"
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" i'll give up all rum based drinks except for rum and cokes and mojitos"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote
Homer: Jazz?! they just make that up as they go along. I can do that... (to the melody of mary had a little lamb)
dee deedee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee...
Lisa:You're just singing Mary Had A Little Lamb but saying "dee".
Homer: Oh, yeah. Doo doodoo doo doo doo doo...
And another fave-
(to beethoven's fifth)
SAXOMAPHONE...
The dogs with bees in their mouths is probably the best of all time.
dee deedee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee...
Lisa:You're just singing Mary Had A Little Lamb but saying "dee".
Homer: Oh, yeah. Doo doodoo doo doo doo doo...
And another fave-
(to beethoven's fifth)
SAXOMAPHONE...
The dogs with bees in their mouths is probably the best of all time.
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