How to Spay your pet elephant

[soundguy]

Lately, my pet elephant has been trying to get his fuck on with my pet monkey, and little monkey man will have none of that elephant sex. I guess there's no stopping an elephant's urges, but I dont want to have to deal with a pregnant monkey trying to solder my stuff, that thing is a pain in the ass as it is, it'll only become more of a bitch once its pregnant and moody.

fucking elephant...

dave

[markpar]

Hasn't your elephant ever heard that song by Loverboy? "Monkey and Elephant DNA just won't splice"

-mark

[DeafinONEear]

Here's what you do.... remeber those Tiny Demonic Monkeys that you put away in your closet last fall? Well here's where they finally get a chance to shine, sir!
Take those little fuckers and shove 'em up your elephants ass... won't know what hit him! He'll be sitting pretty for hours on end, turning peanuts to peanut butter and his bananna won't take up so much of his time anymore, might even start throwing bananna spanking parties with all the other elephants one the block! (the good ones with the Demonic Monkeys, that is).

Your own personal monkey will be back to racking channels in no time!

[soundguy]

my pet monkey can do more than dance...

dave

[DeafinONEear]

you think yours is the only sub-human life form that can dance?



wanna duel?

[cassembler]

Simple. Tranqulizers.

[wayne kerr]

remeber those Tiny Demonic Monkeys

You mean the core of the ProTools system? TDM forever!

[DeafinONEear]

Yeah, only now they're the core of your Elephants lower digestional track!
cool, huh?