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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 5:46 pm    Post subject: Even more fun with C/L spammers Reply with quote

So there's a twat that every day posts a ad for some PA crap, over-priced and outta date.  There's anuvver what posts for his band's web page, callt, "As the Reign Falls".  Here is my responsive ad:


When you see music community SPAM

... hit "prohibited" at the top of the page.

If you post music community SPAM, screw you.

Hear me, PA boy? As the Cum Reigns?
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In response, Somebody posted this:

FOR GRIPPY OLD FUCK M.E.V. DUDE (who thinks he's god)
Ya know - people are gonna post what they want
and it's up to CL to determine what's so wrong -
NOT your ugly bearded ass you fuck faced moron!
So keep sending your pissy little 'poison pen' notes that
NOBODY reads - (after the 1st one they're always deleted without being read!)

P.S. Nice 'pic' of you - NOT! If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave it's ass -
- and make it walk BACKWARDS! (FUCK finger to you also)
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Then probably the dame doosh, posted these:

More:
wwww ATTENTION MUSICIANS wwww
THERE'S THIS ASSHOLE OUT THERE WHO'S NOW THE NEW CL MUSICIANS SECTION SELF APPOINTED COP

DO NOT POST ANYTHING OTHER THAN MUSIC RELATED THINGS AND BE SURE NOT TO TRY TO SELL ANYTHING HERE BECAUSE FUCK FACE MEV WILL ATTACK YOU!!!!!!! AND HE'S REAL SCARY LOOKING SO BEWARE!

Hey, ... wanna buy ... some ...... ... ... . ....... .. air? Psst, gotta a bottle of it right here
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FOR SALE Genuine Horse piss for MEV (who?)
SPECIAL DEAL FOR ASSHOLES
BUTT ... ONLY IF YOU ARE M.E.V.
Which stands for ... Ah, it stands for ...
... (hum) .... Oh yeah, NOTHING!
do NOT contact me with unsolicited s
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*** Coat for sale ***

ANyone else getting 'bugged' by the roach - the M.E.V. asshole?
Well, let's all drive him buggy with posting things for sale on this musicians page!ue, and tan
will part with it $40
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Buy My TELECASTER Today!

Telecaster from george plucas, you know - the guy from stargate!
gutiar was one broken string asking $5000.00 firm
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*** FOR SALE 4 idiot! ***
Electric toothbrush for hillbilly looking M.E.V. dude
Looks like he could really use one!

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So C/L apparently  finally got involved:

*** ATTENTION MUSICIANS ***
CRAIGSLIST EMPLOYEES are now going to delete postings that have more than 3 repeats. 3 repeated postings are not doing things right. Simply to comply with standards of having less postings on this site. We thank you. Remember, only post your message ONCE and move on. Let others get their messages up and read without all the added and needless rhetoric, thank you.



Doesn't address the above stuff, of course, but the guy who posts his P.A. crap 2x a day every day, and the shittty metal band that posts every other day, etc., well, we'll see.  :chuckle:

I still love the guy is so bright he thinks that was my picture ...
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So I let 'em wait a few days, and then renewt it:


When you see music community SPAM (and it does suck!)



... hit "prohibited" at the top of the page.

Hear me, PA boy? As the Cum Reigns? Stoopid pointy shred-guitar flogger? Pay-me-$-to-play your song/open a gig/review your song/be your manager/label-doosh?

BTW, if you send 'em a reply or two calling 'em "spammer"? You get to watch 'em have a diaper-tantrum and curse and spasm-post and otherwise make bigger fools of themselves! I mean, *my* picture, really?
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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 1:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Even more fun with C/L spammers Reply with quote

An email conversation re the above:

Smoothest Bassist 10:12 AM (2 hours ago)
SPAMMER!!

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Me:
to Smoothest
Yes, you are. And if you posted all of that other filthy crap (my apologies if you didn't), PLEASE seek professional mental health assistance.
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Smoothest Bassist
11:20 AM (1 hour ago)

Nah dude, wasn't me, just figured I would point out that your post wasn't contributing anything more than those other ones were
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Actually, I have had numerous over-the-top threats, curse-outs and other wackiness in email responses. I don't know if you saw the outrageous posts earlier this and last week, but there's one clown that's melting down. I confess, I take some amusement from that. But more importantly, IMO, is that C/L somewhat acknowledged the issue, if the "3 post limit" post is to be believed.

Mainly, I am annoyed with seeing the same PA and guitar sellers posting everyday, weeks and months on end. As well, the loser metal band, who literally physically threatened me re their band-page link. I am not in this forum to buy or listen to their crap - I'm trying to find musical partners; I buy in the merchandise forums, and have no interest in lame Midwest metal.

Let me note, I have been thanked by 3 or 4 posters who did not realize it was the wrong forum; or so they claimed, and they never returned to try and sell anything.

I'll further note, I was physically threatened by some clown in Texas claimed to have a record label - he actually tracked me down at work, a former soldier with gun posts elsewhere.

My point, then, is that I'm not some kid trolling, I truly believe these idiots lower the value of the forum/community - whatever you call it - and I figure, along with my amusement, I give them a outlet for their [sometimes threatening violence] frustrations.

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2017 9:58 am    Post subject: Re: Even more fun with C/L spammers Reply with quote

I haven't seen the CHICAGO NEEDS A GENESIS TRIBUTE!!!! ad in a while, did that project finally get going?
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2017 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Even more fun with C/L spammers Reply with quote

Ha! No idear ... Somebody's claiming to try to get a Police trib going, tho' he has like 10 links he's spamming in the ads. And there's a kinda sad guy who is seeking people to join various projects, punk, metal, Green Day or Ramones trbs, etc., requiring potential bandmates to agree to hang out and be friends and spend the night ...

Here's the latest Spam posts attacking me:

*** ATTENTION to the M.E.V. writer ( I KNOW HIM ) want his address? **

I know the guy you're talking about. He lives down the road from me. If you like I can give you his address - but it'll cost ya.
contact me and we will negotiate - (Let's make a deal )
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*** M.E.V. is a PUSSY! HE LOVES ATTENTION and think people actually RE

Hey people this 'M.E.V.' guy that triew to get in your grill bout sellin stuff is a LOSER! He's still pissed because he voted for Ms Clinton and she lost! SO - this asshole who doesn't buy a dam thing or get together with anybody from CL Musicians section just sits there all day playin with himself in his mommy's basement and after 2 or 3 hours of porn HE TAKES A BREAK and - goes thru CL to see who he can try and bother.

What a LOSER!! GET A FUCKIN LIFE YOU USELESS HONKY! TAKE A BATH ... GO MOW YOUR MOMMA'S LAWN! WORK!!!!! GET A JOB GET OUTTA YOU MOMMAS HOUSE! and ... DONT BREED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Even more fun with C/L spammers Reply with quote

So, my new ad:

Jackson Pointy-head PA band

Now forming, a new band dedicated to singing songs about spam.

If you:

have a PA to sell;
have a pointy guitar to sell;
insist on spamming;
are racist;
can't control your anger; and,
are otherwise insecure,

hit me back, so I can laugh more at you.

Possible names: As the Jz Rains, Trailerpark Dooshes, A Band of Soloists, The Tuff Gurrls

Also, (for real,) interested in an originals recording and jam situation.
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