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Become A Porn Star

Post by Rigsby » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:31 am

Just got this e-mail with this as a heading, i'm thinking maybe i should go for it, what do you think?
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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by Girl Toes » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:35 am

What's the starting salary?

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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by Rigsby » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:38 am

L. Roma?ce wrote:What's the starting salary?
I think you just get your cock sucked and to provide anal for a while, especially if you're an intern.
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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by Girl Toes » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:39 am

Well, that sounds nice and all. But how are you intending to pay your rent?

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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by Rigsby » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:47 am

Selling pictures of me doing it on eBay?
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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by bad_dude_69 » Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:02 am

porn eh? there are so many niche markets... they're probably looking for a guy to get banged from the back by a dude dressed as a spoiled tomato while getting his head shoved into a toilet bowl full of swirling lymphatic piss and coagulated pig blood. HOT!!!
medicate? oh, i thought you said "meditate."

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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by rolandk » Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:14 am

I get about 10 emails a day for penis enlargement pills. WTF is that all about? It's starting to give me a complex, did one of my ex-girlfriends tell them?
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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by bad_dude_69 » Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:52 am

that's advertising, baby. feel that insecurity swell? call me when you do.
medicate? oh, i thought you said "meditate."

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Re: Become A Porn Star

Post by I'm Painting Again » Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:00 am

the money is in the ownership of the videos..

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