UK residents only - intern needed - OLD POST - DO NOT REPLY

[Pro Jules]

THIS IS AN OLD POST, DO NOT REPLY!
AUG 2006

UK residents only - intern needed

Wanted:
Part time PT whiz kid / intern / gopher / studio cleaner required by North London rock & indie guitar band studio. Must have a firm grasp of the 'new guitar band' sceen in the year 2004

Not required:
Genius'
Producers
Know it all's
Folks that know Queen & REM and thats about it for guitar bands
midi nerds
Dance music heads
Folks that dont live within 2 hour's commute to London

Clean the place, load in bands gear, get our food, make us tea & coffee - get that right and you might have a future with us..

If you have to ask about the money you aren't the right person for the job

Email CV to

jules @ librarystudio . com

And include a short note detailing your interest in guitar bands

Thanks

[Mark]

Folks that don't live within two hours commute to London?

So, only people north of Leicester (about an hour and a half) then?

[Pro Jules]

House engineer drives one and a half hours in from Northampton every day. The last house engineer spent 2 hours in the morning coming in from as near as Croyden. Those are about the maximum journey times possible IMHO to allow for 8 hours or so sleep during 12 hour sessions....

[Mark]

So, you want people that DO live within 2 hours commute. Okay, I get you now


Eight hours sleep during a twelve hour session? Man, where do I sign up!?

[tiger vomitt]

trying to publicly embarrass the boss is the obvious way to get a job. way to go. i think you'd fall into the "genius" category seen above.

[Toddf]

Good one Tiger. Todd F.

[Mark]

First of all. I don't work for Jules. So there

And, secondly, he should have worded his posts more carefully.

[bobbydj]

Clean the place, load in bands gear, get our food, make us tea & coffee - get that right and you might have a future with us..

If you have to ask about the money you aren't the right person for the job

FUCK OFF CUNT!!

[joeysimms]

Clean the place, load in bands gear, get our food, make us tea & coffee - get that right and you might have a future with us..

If you have to ask about the money you aren't the right person for the job

FUCK OFF CUNT!!

Hired!!

[bobbydj]

[Pro Jules]

Vacancy still open!

Turned out lovely again!

Anyone for tennis? What!

[ryan_c]

Don't bands load in their own gear?

[wenzel.hellgren]

House engineer drives one and a half hours in from Northampton every day. The last house engineer spent 2 hours in the morning coming in from as near as Croyden. Those are about the maximum journey times possible IMHO to allow for 8 hours or so sleep during 12 hour sessions....

Yeah, but they got paid for it.

[Mr.Manners]

If you have to ask about the money you aren't the right person for the job

I wouldn't dream of asking the wage, but I would like to know what YOU'VE done, i.e., what's the big hep stuff you've had a hand in, in your fancy pants stoodio, eh?

In other words, telling me you did a fucking lemondeads commercial won't impress me enough to go out and buy your meals. so, whattya got?

Humbly,

Mr.Manners

[Al]

UK residents only - intern needed

Wanted:
Part time PT whiz kid / intern / gopher / studio cleaner required by North London rock & indie guitar band studio. Must have a firm grasp of the 'new guitar band' sceen in the year 2004

Not required:
Genius'
Producers
Know it all's
Folks that know Queen & REM and thats about it for guitar bands
midi nerds
Dance music heads
Folks that dont live within 2 hour's commute to London

Clean the place, load in bands gear, get our food, make us tea & coffee - get that right and you might have a future with us..

If you have to ask about the money you aren't the right person for the job

Email CV to

jules @ librarystudio . com

And include a short note detailing your interest in guitar bands

Thanks

What a fucking bellend!

Al