gross

[aurelialuz]

i was awoken this morning at approx. 4:45 by one of my girlfriend's 9 year old sisters, our houseguests for the past week, puking all over our bathroom. tape op issues, always fave bathroom literature, were next to the toilet and took a good shot from her slightly projectile vomit. at least it wasn't any out of print issues...

alex

[bedbug]

You should tell her not to drink so much from now on.

[trashy]

No, really it's about not mixing grains and grapes...

[cassembler]

I'd charge the girl $75 per issue, that she can work off by vacuuming, mowing the lawn, and doing dishes. And making dinner. And paying my electric bill.

But you should know that 'shrooms, oatmeal, 9-year old's, and Tape Op don't mix.

[wing]

how much moonshine did she have? reminds me of my childhood...

[DUC]

TapeOp in the bathroom? When yer shitting? How uncivilized. Tsk. Tsk.

An accident waiting to happen. It was soiled before she got to it.

Shame on you for not using the Emoticons.

[wing]

heh ya.. reminds me of a certain seinfeld episode with george and the bookstore.... heheheh. i don't ever trust anyone and the books they use after they've brought them in the bathroom. you sick bastards.

[aurelialuz]

duc and pxl, you're too sensitive.

alex

[bedbug]

Seriously. If it wasn't for all the time I spend shitting, I dont' think I'd ever read!

[DUC]

Seriously. If it wasn't for all the time I spend shitting, I dont' think I'd ever read!

You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street,
people say, "God damnit, that kid's a big fat fuck!"

[heylow]

how much moonshine did she have? reminds me of my childhood...

Ah yes.....Grandpa Pxl was good ol dude, wasnt he? Sure did like his 'shine though. Tru....tru.



heylow

[wing]

how much moonshine did she have? reminds me of my childhood...

Ah yes.....Grandpa Pxl was good ol dude, wasnt he? Sure did like his 'shine though. Tru....tru.



heylow

yea, but grandpa is nothing in comparison with uncle jemima. now he was my favorite uncle. always gave us his pure mash liquor. why, he even had a commercial spot we used to love to watch together:



Uncle Jemimah: Do you like drinkin'? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce, to you, Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemimah. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemimah, the Pancake Lady. Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Then she say, "Why booze?" I says, "Sell what you know", and I know about booze. Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume. That means you get f**ked up for less money!

Aunt Jemimah: [ exits house banging pot ] Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemimah: Aw, you shut up, Woman! You not gonna ruin this for me! [ swats at cartoon birds flying around him ]

Sammy: [ playing checkers ] Whatchoo swattin' at?

Announcer: Uncle Jemimah's Down-Home Mash Liquor. More fun than pancakes.

Uncle Jemimah: [ running through yard swatting cartoon birds and kicking cartoon pigs ] I just want to make liquor..!

[DUC]

Is that Tracy Morgan? He's me favorite... among others. I like it when he's that sewer bum that sings songs with famous... errr... singers.

[wing]

Is that Tracy Morgan? He's me favorite... among others. I like it when he's that sewer bum that sings songs with famous... errr... singers.

hehe yup.. i take it you haven't seen that uncle jemima commercial on SNL? it's hilarious. i think it's an old one though, from the early days of morgan. he's definitely my favorite alongside horatio sanz and jimmy fallon. hehe ya, the sewer bum thing is awesome. and he has that fake phone fashioned out of a block of wood that he pretends to take important calls on... hahaha

[cassembler]

OMG that's too funny... Muchas Kudos, Sr.