THE BEST MASTERING STUDIO EVAH!!!

[JohnDavisNYC]

http://www.mastering1.com/index.html



hahahahahaha.... this is priceless.

cheers,
john

[seeabove]

His email address is superpartyusa at aol.com

Wow.

[wardshorsehead]

wow.

he has 6 behringer composers, made in germany.

and his board is new english with english eq.

wtf??

frank

[Cellotron]

oh man.
like...ummmm.....wow.

Guess I should take it as an "honor" that they actually name check the studio I work at (even if they don't spell the name right) -

Heyyy - maybe we should trade in our Neumann & Neve transfer consoles for the "amazing real time Logic Production Console!" Probably should get a few Behringer's and some rototoms too just to try and compete.

Best regards,
Steve Berson

[cgarges]

Holy fuck. I definitely need to send this to Chris Blair at Abbey Road. This would be a good indication that it's time for him to hang it up.

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

[idylldon]

He "sure" has some mics.

Cheers,
--
Don

[MASSIVE Mastering]

Oh...

My...

Gawd...

That's just precious...

Now, I'll admit that I ain't no rocket surgeon, but I honestly don't think I've ever seen such mindless blather on the subject. Ever.

And they have "Wavelab Pro Gold" also!

[Cellotron]

c'mon John -
admit it - he's really one up on us cause he knows the answers to all of these!:

A. Do you know what pitch/frequency hrz is Am 4 th octave , E5?
B. What are the 11 things that make a great mix?
C. What are the 4 pyramids that make the square of tools & dynamics?
D. What is the tempo vs delay time in 120 bpm, 90 bpm? (for different instruments to sound tight )
E. In which frequencies lay the muddiness in different instruments, so you take them out to have a clean mix?
F. Where is the Sonic Boom, which hertz, How much to take out? How much to pull up the bass or lower to get the exact right levels? Hertz ?

These are just a few simple basics that one should know to make a recording SOUND GREAT! And Professional Mastering will only enhance it more to Major Label Industry Standards.

Best regards,
Steve Berson

[MASSIVE Mastering]

Hey, one step at a time - I'm still trying to figure out how to "EQ EACH SONG TO MAJOR LABEL *RED BOOK STANDARDS" before I move on to the hrz of an Am 4th octave E5.

Then someday, I'll learn how to "enhance it more to Major Label Industry Standards."

The more I read it, the more fascinated I am. It's really quite interesting, no?

[Bear]

I don't see what the problem is.

*fart*

[nacho459]

This just blows my mind.
I have a feeling English isn't this guys first language. I wonder who sold him on all this stuff? Cause I bet he honestly believes what he is saying!:suspect:

Man he doesn't even have his NS10s set up right!

[saasquatch]

Marketing genius. I want this guy pushing my record.

[Rigsby]

Wow, what an appauling collection of album covers...

[Rigsby]

This one's passable though.

[cgarges]

A. Do you know what pitch/frequency hrz is Am 4 th octave , E5?
B. What are the 11 things that make a great mix?
C. What are the 4 pyramids that make the square of tools & dynamics?
D. What is the tempo vs delay time in 120 bpm, 90 bpm? (for different instruments to sound tight )
E. In which frequencies lay the muddiness in different instruments, so you take them out to have a clean mix?
F. Where is the Sonic Boom, which hertz, How much to take out? How much to pull up the bass or lower to get the exact right levels? Hertz ?

These are just a few simple basics that one should know to make a recording SOUND GREAT! And Professional Mastering will only enhance it more to Major Label Industry Standards.

I don't know how I missed that. Fucking brilliant.

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC