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Rigsby
mixes from purgatory
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 Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:31 am Post subject: Become A Porn Star |
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Just got this e-mail with this as a heading, i'm thinking maybe i should go for it, what do you think?
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Girl Toes
carpal tunnel
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Rigsby
mixes from purgatory
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:38 am Post subject: Re: Become A Porn Star |
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| L. Romańce wrote: | | What's the starting salary? |
I think you just get your cock sucked and to provide anal for a while, especially if you're an intern.
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Girl Toes
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:39 am Post subject: Re: Become A Porn Star |
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Well, that sounds nice and all. But how are you intending to pay your rent?
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Rigsby
mixes from purgatory
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: Become A Porn Star |
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Selling pictures of me doing it on eBay?
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bad_dude_69
re-cappin' neve
Joined: 26 Jan 2004
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Location: Chicago - IL
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:02 pm Post subject: Re: Become A Porn Star |
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porn eh? there are so many niche markets... they're probably looking for a guy to get banged from the back by a dude dressed as a spoiled tomato while getting his head shoved into a toilet bowl full of swirling lymphatic piss and coagulated pig blood. HOT!!!
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rolandk
buyin' gear
Joined: 18 May 2003
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: Become A Porn Star |
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I get about 10 emails a day for penis enlargement pills. WTF is that all about? It's starting to give me a complex, did one of my ex-girlfriends tell them?
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bad_dude_69
re-cappin' neve
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:52 pm Post subject: Re: Become A Porn Star |
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that's advertising, baby. feel that insecurity swell? call me when you do.
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Sheep in Punk Clothing
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