Favorite Simpsons quote

[MichaelAlan]

Burns: "C'mon Smithers! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!"

Smithers: "but sir..." *click*

Burns: "I said hop in..."

[Kilroy]

Duffman has some awesome lines.

New feelings brewing inside duffman.. What. Would. Jesus Do.

Duffman says a lot of things. Ohh Yeah


Duffman cant breath Oh no, ohhh no.

[space_ryerson]

The pirate:

"Yar, that's going to replace the whale in my nightmares"

Smithers (on a boat):

"One thing I've found, is that women and seamen don't mix"

[cgarges]

New Orleans...
Stinking Rotten Vomitous Bile
New Orleans...

AND

My God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
They've finally made a monkey out of me

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

[;ivlunsdystf]

Uder: "Don't make me laugh! I'm full of chocolate!"

[thunderboy]

*CRASH*

"Who wants lottery tickets?"

jt

[djimbe]

"the word unblowupable is tossed around alot these days..."


"it's time to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God"

[Mr PC]

"When I'm holding a gun in my hand I feel the power that God feels when he's holding a gun"



In a Mark Twain inspired episode Homer exclaims "Well dog my cat".


PC

[electrofloss]

"Feels like I'm wearin' NOTHIN' AT ALL!

NOTHIN' AT ALL!

NOTHIN' AT ALL!"



-Ned Flanders[/i][/b]

[rolandk]

"Great news Marge, I learned to walk on stilts naked!"

[sonikbliss]

Homer:

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!



Ralph Wiggum:

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

[howiemarx]

"Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds."

[cgarges]

Ralph Wiggum:

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

I don't know how I missed this episode, but I'm having trouble typing right now because I'm laughing so hard.

I guess I should also add, "So, do you like...stuff?"

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

[joeb28]

Lisa about Nelson:

He's like a mystery wraped in a enigma wraped in a vest





STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

Dr. Nick

Hi Frozen Body

POLLY SHOULDN'T BE......from the focusyn episode

[joeb28]

oh yeah

Homer: But I don't even believe in jebus......save me jebus