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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by cgarges » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:26 pm

"Elmo knows where you live."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by tactics » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:33 pm

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Girl Toes » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:45 pm

Unlike the rest of you, I saw Mr Burns in real life last spring while I was in New Orleans. I gave him a Lance Roma?ce CD.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by cgarges » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:52 pm

ec?amoR ecnaL wrote:Unlike the rest of you, I saw Mr Burns in real life last spring while I was in New Orleans.
Wrong! I saw him too, and his Spinal Tap outtakes. I did not, however, give him a Lance Romance CD.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Kilroy » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:34 am

cgarges wrote:"Elmo knows where you live."

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"Its a beautiful day to kick your ass"


"I'm not not licking toads."

That was such a great episode


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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Girl Toes » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:40 am

Family Guy!!! That was from the Family guy!!!!
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cgarges wrote:"Elmo knows where you live."

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"Its a beautiful day to kick your ass"


"I'm not not licking toads."

That was such a great episode


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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by MichaelAlan » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:47 am

Also, the Pirate:

"I hate the sea and everthing in it."


And I cannot for the life of me see why no one has mentioned:

"OK Marge, then I'll hug snakes, I will hug and kiss POISONOUS snakes!" .."No THAT'S sarcasm."


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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Girl Toes » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:52 am

")Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh. Here I am at, Camp Granadah) MARG!! IS LISA AT CAMP GRANADA!"

Marge's mom to young marge: "This is what a corn field looks like, honey."
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Milhouse, "MOM!!! BARt'S SWEARING!!!"

"MARGE, WE NEED MORE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA AND STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!!!"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Girl Toes » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:54 am

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ken griffy's grotesqly swolen jaw
don mattingly's run in with the law
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Everybody's X » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:58 am

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Post by Everybody's X » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:58 am

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by workshed » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:15 am

Pretty much everything Ralph Wiggum says, but in particular, this one:

"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Rigsby » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:39 am

cgarges wrote:
ec?amoR ecnaL wrote:Unlike the rest of you, I saw Mr Burns in real life last spring while I was in New Orleans.
Wrong! I saw him too, and his Spinal Tap outtakes. I did not, however, give him a Lance Romance CD.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by spideyjack » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:50 am

"choo choo choose me"

"Thats where the Leprechan sits who tells me to burn things"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

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