Favorite Simpsons quote

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by jp76 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:04 am

From the episode where Homer hires a Private Detective to learn more about Lisa-

Private Eye: Tell me what you know about Lisa Simpson.
Ralph: Lisa Simpson is a girl in my class!
Private Eye: Tell me something else.
Ralph: One time I picked my nose so hard it bleeded!

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Scodiddly » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:53 am

Chief Wiggum, sending Ralph off to camp: "If your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking too much... or not enough".


"They say he carved it himelf... from a bigger spoon!"

... which of leads us to my absolute favorite...

"The merciless chili peppers of Quixlzacatanaga! Grown in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalen insane asylum!"


And I'm a big fan of the Lindsey Nagle character, too. She's the businesswoman who keeps turning up at the phone company or cable company or whatever.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Stephen B. » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:56 am

"eat my shorts" hehe

"Jesus must be turning over in His grave." -that's bad but I laughed
"Badness is only spoiled goodness."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by andyg666 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:06 am

Chief Wiggum: "Ah, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it's a woman though, cuz one time I... heh..."

http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/MP3 ... iggum2.mp3

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by mjau » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:52 am

Homer: "Donuts, is there anything you can't do?"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by wrenhunter » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:00 am

"Mr. Simpson, these roofing squares are making me dizzy."
"Yeah, they'll do that."

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"The blue flame shows that this was a particularly tasty donut."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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"Dad, you just killed zombie Flanders!"
"Flanders was a zombie?"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by cgarges » Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:38 am

ec?amoR ecnaL wrote:Family Guy!!! That was from the Family guy!!!
No dude, it was the episode where Homer pledged a bunch of money to PBS and then bolted.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by auralman » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:02 am

"mmmm....unexplained bacon"

and


"you idiot, that was a LOAD-bearing candycane!"


and

"God bless this rocket house and all those in it"


and


"and then there's the Hamburger Earmuffs...."


damn funny show
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by civiljar » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:08 am

Hutz:Ummm judge, I want to move for a bad court thingy.
Judge:you mean a mistrial?
Hutz:yeah thats' the one. I guess that's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

or.

Hutz: If you look in here you'll be violating attorney-dumpster privilage.

or.
insurance guy:this moe's is some sort of buisness?
homer's brain: don't tell him it;s a bar. but what else is open at night?
homer: it's a pornography store. I was buying pornography
homer's brain:ooh good one I'd have never thought of that.

or.
Ralph: Ms. Hoover the worm went in my mouth. and I ate it. can I have another one?
Ms. Hoover: there are no more worms Ralph try to sleep while the other children are learning
Ralph:Oh boy sleep! that's where I'm a viking!

Or.
mclure: If a cow had the chance he'd kill you and everyone you care about!
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by civiljar » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:08 am

Hutz:Ummm judge, I want to move for a bad court thingy.
Judge:you mean a mistrial?
Hutz:yeah thats' the one. I guess that's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

or.

Hutz: If you look in here you'll be violating attorney-dumpster privilage.

or.
insurance guy:this moe's is some sort of buisness?
homer's brain: don't tell him it;s a bar. but what else is open at night?
homer: it's a pornography store. I was buying pornography
homer's brain:ooh good one I'd have never thought of that.

or.
Ralph: Ms. Hoover the worm went in my mouth. and I ate it. can I have another one?
Ms. Hoover: there are no more worms Ralph try to sleep while the other children are learning
Ralph:Oh boy sleep! that's where I'm a viking!

Or.
mclure: If a cow had the chance he'd kill you and everyone you care about!
Regards, adam
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www.uvm.edu/~aconlon/sc/scmain.html

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Rigsby » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:36 am

Roughly..

Alarm Salesman: I would never have thought you'd risk the safety of your family to save $500.

Homer: I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by marqueemoon » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:57 am

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.
I the prostitute, shall not hide...
But I was very much bothered with my work!

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by MoreSpaceEcho » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:02 am

oh man.....

lisa: another example of the wonders of technology.
homer: wonders, lisa, or blunders?
lisa: i think that was implied by what i said.
homer: implied? or IMPLODE?


milhaus: what are they saying bart?
bart: i don't know.
milhaus: i thought you said you could read lips?
bart: i assumed i could.


lisa: daaaaaaaaaad, those peanuts are for the elephant!
homer: screw him! aaccchhh!!! put me down! ganesh commands you!


members of the who: but homer, we made a handshake agreement with a local promoter. that's a sacred bond. saaaacreeed boooond.


hippie lady: would you like to hear about our white light specials?
homer: aaaaaaaaaaabsolutely not.


burns, all hopped up and glowing: i bring you loooooooovvvvveee!
moe to assembled mob: he's bringin' love! get him!!!


homer, shopping for garments for the larger man: i don't want to look like a freak! i'll take the mumu.


and addressing everyone at the power plant: i'm going out to the parking lot with the woman i love and i won't be back for 10 MINUTES!!!

and my favorite...

phohibition episode....
detective rex banner to barney:
"alright rummy, i'm gonna give it to you straight: where'd ya pinch the hooch? is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side?"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by CaptainAdultDiapers » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:22 am

Bart: The dead are alive. And they're voting Republican!!

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Mr. Dipity » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:56 am

That's the fattest thing I've ever seen and I've been on safari.

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