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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by bad_dude_69 » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:58 pm

i liked the one where jessica was all like "am i eating fish or chicken". wow, pretty hillarious. oh and when ashley was getting all worked up about her first live performance and she said "i can't hear myself in the monitor" and stormed off stage, that was awesome.
medicate? oh, i thought you said "meditate."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by SqueeGees » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:56 pm

joeb28 wrote:oh yeah

Homer: But I don't even believe in jebus......save me jebus
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loved that one... later in the show when he is licking the toads

"I'am not not licking toads."
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Scodiddly » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:03 pm

Groundskeeper Willy: "Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, yes I do"
Groundskeeper Willy: (rips off shirt) "Well then grease me up, woman!"



Or a more recent one:
Principal Skinner: "I've been taken down a peg. A full peg!"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by Girl Toes » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:10 pm

Scodiddly wrote:Groundskeeper Willy: "Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, yes I do"
Groundskeeper Willy: (rips off shirt) "Well then grease me up, woman!"



Or a more recent one:
Principal Skinner: "I've been taken down a peg. A full peg!"
I like it when homer is stealing grease and homer and bart are stealing it, and Homer pretends he's from scottland, and accidently says he's from the same place as Willie and willie says "Aye, did you know Angus McCloud?" And Homer goes "Wait a second... THERE'S NO ANGUS McCLOUD IN..." where ever the town was and then Willie has to admit he's lying.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by LadyFurnace » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:38 pm

ralph-(floating on a raft out to sea)
"im going to africa! to see lions and gorillas and giraffes and santa..."(trails off)

(tied up and thrown thru the simpsons front window)
"im a brick!"

homer-
"hey! maybe the internet has the answers im looking for. it certainly told me everything i needed to know about wang enhancement."

ralphs my fave. so anything he says is awesome IMO.
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Post by Girl Toes » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:14 pm

Lady Furnace??? Oh man, figures we get a lady on the board right after I post that sexist women joke post.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by LadyFurnace » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:21 am

ec?amoR ecnaL wrote:Lady Furnace??? Oh man, figures we get a lady on the board right after I post that sexist women joke post.
not right after, ive been around for abt. a yr.
im mostly a lurker. ;)

heres another quote.
ralph (after his father gives him "medicine" from the confiscation box)
"im koo koo for contraband!"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by tommymakestapes » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:04 am

i have to say this thread has made my day and everyone is coming out with great quotes, but my absolute favorites havent been mentionned.


ralf "even my boogers are spicey"

homer (walking out of living room) "we got a kitchen!?!"

nelson "way to breath no breath"

willie "im so drunk i can hardly see, but it gets me though the daaaay"

homer "awe.. twenty dollars, i wanted a peanut"
brain "twenty dollars can buy many peanuts"
homer "explain how"
brain "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
homer "woohoo!"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by pedrohead » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:00 pm

the wang reference reminded me of the episode where they go to florida for spring break and homer makes some remark about:

..."aww, who wants to spend spring break in florida, it's america's wang."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by sonikbliss » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:10 pm

from this Sundays episode

Moe handing Homer a beer: "Here you go Homer have a nice mug of forget about it."

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by seeabove » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:00 pm

sonikbliss wrote:from this Sundays episode

Moe handing Homer a beer: "Here you go Homer have a nice mug of forget about it."
This week didn't suck too hard.

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by rolandk » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:13 pm

Marge: "Homer, you have to stop drinking!"

Homer: "OK, no more deer"

Marge: "Did you just say deer?"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by tommymakestapes » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:58 pm

" i'll give up all rum based drinks except for rum and cokes and mojitos"

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Re: Favorite Simpsons quote

Post by jmiller » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:12 am

Homer: Jazz?! they just make that up as they go along. I can do that... (to the melody of mary had a little lamb)

dee deedee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee...

Lisa:You're just singing Mary Had A Little Lamb but saying "dee".

Homer: Oh, yeah. Doo doodoo doo doo doo doo...

And another fave-

(to beethoven's fifth)
SAXOMAPHONE...


The dogs with bees in their mouths is probably the best of all time.

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