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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:20 am    Post subject: making good piss Reply with quote

I have been thinking about how that, what ever I happen to ingest really must effect the taste of my piss. If I eat corn, I probably have pretty corny piss, especially if its canned kernel corn. How ever, I'm rather reluctant to just grab a cup and take a swig, as it still seems rather disgusting. Maybe this is already a proven theory, though, and someone knows a good diet for me to maintain to make my piss delicious and therefor worth trying. Any ideas??
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:38 am    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

Piss is the waste that's left after your body has already absorbed all the vitamins and nutrients from what you ingested, so I don't think you would really gain any health benifits from drinking it. If you insist though, I would recommend a good mixture of Schlitz beer, broccoli, and asparagus. If that doesn't do something for you nothing will.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

Artificial sweeteners just pass through your body, and are still intact in your urine. So your urine could taste pretty good if you drink a lot of DIET FRESCA. MMMMM....
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:39 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

the only time piss is worth drinking is when your body is digesting and purging "magic mushrooms" drinking the urine will get you high all over again..or so i've heard..i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would believe them if they told me anyway..
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:42 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

Surely there were monks in medieval times who set out to prove this once and for all.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:50 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

I do know that if you are stranded at sea, you are supposed to drink your own piss instead of saltwater.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:52 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:
...i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would believe them if they told me anyway..


rofl

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:01 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

what the shit... is this a real question?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:54 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

SqueeGees wrote:
what the shit... is this a real question?


You're right! The canned corn would work well with shit, too, SqueeGees.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

A lot of vitamins and minerals come out that aren't absorbed into your systesm... liek Vitamin C. Also penicillin derivitives come out in tact and drinking your own urine can make a short supply last longer.

The drinking your pee at sea, at least from what I learned, was to help with the scurvy sores. Many antibodies are passed through urine and YOUR urine is sterile to you. If there is no clean source of water to clean a wound use your own urine instead.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:09 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

spankenstein wrote:
If there is no clean source of water to clean a wound use your own urine instead.


Will do.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:39 am    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

BEARD_OF_BEES wrote:
the only time piss is worth drinking is when your body is digesting and purging "magic mushrooms" drinking the urine will get you high all over again..or so i've heard..i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would believe them if they told me anyway..


Not sure if this is true with psilocybes but the literature seems to concur that amanita muscaria produces psychedelic pee.



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:48 am    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

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Not sure if this is true with psilocybes but the literature seems to concur that amanita muscaria produces psychedelic pee.





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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

well, we know for sure that if you eat a bunch of asparagus, your piss is going to stink. so let's get a volunteer to eat a few dozen roses and observe how it effects the smell of your piss.

any takers? i'll pay $12 (minus the cost of the roses) to sponsor this research.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:07 pm    Post subject: Re: making good piss Reply with quote

Eating beets makes it turn red. Or drinking beet juice. Makes your poop red too.
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