No More "Shimmering" Leads and "Nasty" L
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No More "Shimmering" Leads and "Nasty" L
For New Year's this year, I propose that music companies, programmers and journalists stop using the same words over and over and over and over again to describe synthesizer and guitar tones.
These words have got to be replaced by more imaginative phrases by PR people, marketers and writers, because they are being use so often, it's all a blur.
I mean there should be an outright ban on these extremely overused phrases:
* "shimmering," "deep" or "dark" pads
* "nasty" leads or basses
* "mysterious" drones
* "warm" amp tones
* "fat" synths
* "powerful" filters
Instead, I propose that beginning in 2006, there should be a whole new set of adjectives used to describe tones and products.
For once, I'd really like somebody to describe their product using these phrases like these:
* Cough-up-phlegm-balls heart-shaking leads.
* Overweight synths.
* Pissed-off and angry basses.
* Tinky Winky pads.
* Balmy amp tones.
* Smoked-too-much weed drones.
* Kung fu-crazed filters.
We potential customers need something more provocative and descriptive, so one shimmer doesn't sound like another shimmer.
C'mon people -- surely you all have better descriptive phrases you'd rather see and use. Let's see'em!
These words have got to be replaced by more imaginative phrases by PR people, marketers and writers, because they are being use so often, it's all a blur.
I mean there should be an outright ban on these extremely overused phrases:
* "shimmering," "deep" or "dark" pads
* "nasty" leads or basses
* "mysterious" drones
* "warm" amp tones
* "fat" synths
* "powerful" filters
Instead, I propose that beginning in 2006, there should be a whole new set of adjectives used to describe tones and products.
For once, I'd really like somebody to describe their product using these phrases like these:
* Cough-up-phlegm-balls heart-shaking leads.
* Overweight synths.
* Pissed-off and angry basses.
* Tinky Winky pads.
* Balmy amp tones.
* Smoked-too-much weed drones.
* Kung fu-crazed filters.
We potential customers need something more provocative and descriptive, so one shimmer doesn't sound like another shimmer.
C'mon people -- surely you all have better descriptive phrases you'd rather see and use. Let's see'em!
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That was so funny for the first 20 seconds I'm trying to forget the rest of it.John Jeffers wrote:People have actually wanted that? Point them to this page and tell them to check out the "St. Anger Tribute" at the very bottom of the page.vvv wrote:the dreaded Metallica snare sound.
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