The worst christmas song ever

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The worst christmas song ever

Post by joel hamilton » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:14 pm

http://www.custercountysheriff.com/GaryHampton.html

This guy made a record.

I have a few of the songs, Here is one "property of jesus."

http://www.vsa.cape.com/~twreck/06%20Pr ... 0Jesus.mp3

Enjoy.

Beat that.
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Post by Brett Siler » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:21 pm

dude that was creepy! He even looks creepy like some sort of child molester.

I actually kinda liked it....
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Post by JohnDavisNYC » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:18 pm

that is awesome.

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Post by John Jeffers » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:22 pm

Wow, that is fucked. You win.
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Post by lyman » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:40 pm

InvalidInk wrote:dude that was creepy! He even looks creepy like some sort of child molester.

for real.

well, at least it's a short song...
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Post by nipsy » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:33 pm

Paul McCartneys xmas song is really bad too.....



simply, having a wonderful blech......
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Post by swingdoc » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:49 pm

it reminded of me of being abducted by aliens as they play a song in a broken attempt to try and help their captives relax after a pseudo sample of american culture. brilliant.
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Re: The worst christmas song ever

Post by MD » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:21 am

Sounds like this guy

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Post by johnny7 » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:15 pm

Good Lord. This is killer!
Almost peed the trow when I heard this.

Wait, that Eagles song is worse than this...

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Post by LeedyGuy » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:48 am

how about worst version of an okay christmas song

http://www.voltisf.org/audio/MessiahOrganistOnCrack.mp3

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Post by hauser gabone » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:15 am

they were both pretty funny
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Post by mjau » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:36 am

I thought I was gonna top the list with that gag-inducing Bing Crosby deal about Christmas in Hawaii until I saw Joel's nominee. You win, dude. Hands down.
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Post by Ian » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:53 am

While it's not traditional, it's catchy.

http://www.gafflin.com/entertainment/burger_king.htm
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Re: The worst christmas song ever

Post by Derrick » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:47 am

joel hamilton wrote:Beat that.
Yea, that's bad... but NOTHING beats that horrible Two Shoes song!! Geez, my girlfriend cannot stand the radio so she just listens to the Christmas station commuting to work. She actually herd somone call up and request that song for her mom who's fighing in Iraqu. F'ed up! Anyhow, nothng says Merry Christmas like a good time, feel good Christmas song like this one about a child who has nothing left of their dead mom but two shoes.

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Post by mintcrumb » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:43 am

kentothink wrote:how about worst version of an okay christmas song

http://www.voltisf.org/audio/MessiahOrganistOnCrack.mp3

beat THAT
hey, who let manzarek in there?!?


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