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Post by seaneldon » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:03 pm

you said "bonezone", which means you've been thinking about this enough to come up with the term "bonezone".

go ahead and do it. and then charge her hourly.
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Post by wayne kerr » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:26 pm

Rigsby wrote:
liquid mob wrote:
cgarges wrote:
narcopolo wrote:haha, i wish!
well, except for all the guns and psychological abuse (and possible homicide), anyway.
It all starts with humping on the console...

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in my case it started not with humping on the console, but rather with humping the console itself.
Hey fella, how's things?
things are things. humping consoles mainly. hows about you?
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
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Post by wayne kerr » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:28 pm

dwlb wrote:
cgarges wrote:
narcopolo wrote:haha, i wish!
well, except for all the guns and psychological abuse (and possible homicide), anyway.
It all starts with humping on the console...

Chris Garges
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You gotta make sure it's a sturdy console. Amek Angelas are good; I wouldn't try it on a Mackie 32x8 or a Tascam though.
class-a vintage neve is about the only console worth knockin' boots on.
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Post by knobtwirler » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:32 pm

I wish I had your problem.
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Post by ryanlikestorock » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:26 am

I'd bring in an intern to at least cover your ass. I've had a very small, very quick brush with the idea of being involved in a sexual harrassment case and let me tell you, it'll scare the FUCK out of you.

Definitely don't act on it at all while you're producing the record... being in a position of authority and a man makes you pretty much guilty even without doing anything.
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Post by digital eagle audio » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:48 am

christiannokes wrote:f her
what, proper fuck?
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Post by scott anthony » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:41 pm

I dated a client and wound up married. We used to call the dual roles "mixing church and state."
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Re: goin' to the bonezone

Post by Mark » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:53 pm

r0ck1r0ck2 wrote:she might just be messing with you....
pretty girls make graves....

deep breaths....run to the can and stick your head under the faucet...
give her the occasional wink...
flirting is supposed to fun and harmless if you do it right...

and don't go to bonetown whatever you do...she's probably got a beau..
Has anyone asked "which head" yet? :?
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Post by curtiswyant » Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:15 pm

Avoid the topic during work. If you're interested, ask her out when you're finished with the project or at the very least, when you're not working.
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Post by digital eagle audio » Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:48 pm

i'm pretty sure i've made it rather clear on here that there is no interest on my end.
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Post by r0ck1r0ck2 » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:08 pm

stop bathing...wear filthy clothes..
come out of the closet to her...
bring in your mom...
that's really the best solution...
send her to me...
i'll set her straight...
with great delicacy of course...
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Post by Mark » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:15 pm

If she wants him to bone her she's already pretty straight :P
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Post by r0ck1r0ck2 » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:17 pm

ah ah..
languae...
it's "BoneZone"
or
"Goin' to BoneTown"
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Post by xonlocust » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:11 pm

at this point you really have to go through with the session. this is the recoring nerd version of a desperate housewives episode. hell, even if you're making all this crap up - it's great drama.
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Post by digitaldrummer » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:26 pm

I think the next step, is that you should post a picture of her, and maybe one of her songs (optional), then we'll all text message our votes and decide if you should do her or not. it's really not your decision any more anyway... And Fox, if your watching, I think "Bonetown" should be on at 8pm EST/7pm EST so the kids can all catch it.
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