my client wants to do me

jcooke · Post by **jcooke** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:00 pm

Ummm.... Maybe you should just like, do her.

Beavis

Dave Nutz · Post by **Dave Nutz** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:09 am

digitaldrummer wrote:I think the next step, is that you should post a picture of her, and maybe one of her songs (optional), then we'll all text message our votes and decide if you should do her or not. it's really not your decision any more anyway... And Fox, if your watching, I think "Bonetown" should be on at 8pm EST/7pm EST so the kids can all catch it.

perhaps a sticky with a voting option would be more practical in this instance?

look on the bright side, at least the producers girlfriend isnt trying to sleep with you whilst the client knows but the producer doesnt.
And i was the assistant on that session.

Bedfordstop · Post by **Bedfordstop** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:17 am

There is really only one option here -

Get a big bottle of red wine (Cabernet will work) Turn your inhibitions down by about 12 db. Pipe Serge Gainsburg in through your kickass monitors. Allow one thing to lead to another. Record it, then overdub it onto the bridge of the song a la "Rocket Queen" by Guns n roses.

Incidentally, i got involved with a client once. The next thing you know, its 5 years later and we just adopted a cat.

ryanlikestorock · Post by **ryanlikestorock** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:41 pm

Bedfordstop wrote:There is really only one option here -

Get a big bottle of red wine (Cabernet will work) Turn your inhibitions down by about 12 db. Pipe Serge Gainsburg in through your kickass monitors. Allow one thing to lead to another. Record it, then overdub it onto the bridge of the song a la "Rocket Queen" by Guns n roses.

Next thing ya know, you're writing another "Billie Jean".

digital eagle audio · Post by **digital eagle audio** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:15 am

update:
i think the situation has taken care of itself (albeit in a less than ideal fashion).
yep, a case of pbr and a failed attempt to politely explain why desire is an overrated album (which quickly escalated into her screaming about how pretentious i am and me laughing) later, and i'm pretty sure she doesn't want to do me OR make a record with me.
which sucks. but, like i said, at least it's taken care of.
oh yeah, and my friend prank called her from my phone.
people skills indeed.

r0ck1r0ck2 · Post by **r0ck1r0ck2** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:24 am

people skills indeed

oh man....
oh dear...
watch out for that pbr...

digital eagle audio · Post by **digital eagle audio** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:35 am

i think it'll be ok.
i'm pretty well-known for pabst-inspired attrocities, so she can't really take it too personally.
hey, pabst inspired attrocities would be a really good name for a really bad album!

r0ck1r0ck2 · Post by **r0ck1r0ck2** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:46 am

be thankful you're not a gin drinker...

digital eagle audio · Post by **digital eagle audio** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:23 pm

yeah. for a lot of reasons.

wwittman · Post by **wwittman** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:50 pm

are you asking whether you should use sex to get work?

isn't that answer already clear?

If you say "no" to the sex and that means she won't work with you, then that's that.
otherwsie, you're just haggling over the price.

kayagum · Post by **kayagum** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:41 pm

"Women. Can't live with them, pass the peanuts."

Norm (from Cheers)

stinkpot · Post by **stinkpot** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:48 pm

i'm pretty well-known for pabst-inspired attrocities, so she can't really take it too personally.

Stay outta my garage - theres a 1/2 barrel of it in the keg-o-rator.

I do love that shit.

lyman · Post by **lyman** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:34 pm

narcopolo wrote:update:

yep, a case of pbr and a failed attempt to politely explain why desire is an overrated album .

so tell us why you think Desire is "overrated."

llamaj · Post by **llamaj** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:00 pm

one question one answer.

If she was really hot would there even be this thread? or would it be
"i want to do my client please help"

my brother Is a ceramic tile installer. when he was 25 He was doing a job for a very attractive woman a few (16) years older than himself.
well they hit it off and guess who didnt have to pay for their new kitchen floor.
but it turns out she was a psycho that didnt want a free tile job. she wanted his soul

maybe not your case exactly but you saw where i was going.
and remember people are attracted to power and everything that leads to it

nipsy · Post by **nipsy** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:43 am

narcopolo wrote:update:
i think the situation has taken care of itself (albeit in a less than ideal fashion).
yep, a case of pbr and a failed attempt to politely explain why desire is an overrated album (which quickly escalated into her screaming about how pretentious i am and me laughing) later, and i'm pretty sure she doesn't want to do me OR make a record with me.
which sucks. but, like i said, at least it's taken care of.
oh yeah, and my friend prank called her from my phone.
people skills indeed.

if you were drinkin' schlitz you woulda gotten laid & got the client......

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