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Post by brian beattie » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:54 am

I Caulk. My right hand has massive squeeze power. I've gone through almost 200 tubes of sonnebonne np-1. gaps, cracks, holes..... any time, anywhere, any void... The spiders run scared. My clothes are a mass of dull grey smudges.
I caulk.
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Post by lsn110 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:12 am

Have any good caulk jokes?




Just kidding.

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Post by kayagum » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:28 am

You caulk because you want to contain sound waves.

I caulk because I'm trying to contain an ant invasion. :D

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Post by JGriffin » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:39 am

lsn110 wrote:Have any good caulk jokes?




Just kidding.

Those little squeeze bottles they use to get the extra caulk out of corners and such can be manufactured at the astonishing rate of 60 an hour.

Hence the phrase, "there's a caulk sucker born every minute."




There you go.
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Post by Jeremy Garber » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:40 pm

How do your fingers feel?

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Post by brian beattie » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:51 pm

my right hand feeels... funny.
I've been sulkin'
like mcawlee culkin
my right arms bulkin
popeye caulk tatoos
I caulk, you caulk,
we all caulk for caulk's sake
caulky- walky
jonas salk-ey
you look so dapper
in your ball cock flapper
so caulk up the craapper
it's a job to do.
good night
caulky dreams

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Post by Randy » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:57 pm

You should have hired Macauly. Y'know, Macauly Calkin'

I'll shut up now.
not to worry, just keep tracking....

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Post by Randy » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:05 pm

dwlb wrote:
lsn110 wrote:Have any good caulk jokes?




Just kidding.

Those little squeeze bottles they use to get the extra caulk out of corners and such can be manufactured at the astonishing rate of 60 an hour.

Hence the phrase, "there's a caulk sucker born every minute."




There you go.
60 bucks? you should come to my neighborhood. Just a half-block down you can find someone to do that for you for a dollah fiddy.
not to worry, just keep tracking....

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Post by stereopathetic_banjo » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:46 am

rock out with yer caulk out. that's all i got...

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Post by lechatmenchant » Tue May 02, 2006 9:06 pm

all i know is, go ahead and put your caulk in any crack you find, just make sure it's a clean crack. really, if there's any dust in there, the caulk just doesn't stick right.
Anakin, you're breaking my heart.

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Post by trodden » Wed May 03, 2006 1:16 pm

200 tubes??? damn dude, you do have some squeez power. fuck.

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