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ubertar wrote:JW, you're my hero!

Then yo can help me take out the hogs boy, they wanna see some moonlight awhile. Just be careful with jemima now, yo don wan her gettin hot under that collar now do ya boy?

Good boy.

Ya gotta have some discipline to raise hogs boys, back here on the farm you gotta be pretty handy with a whip if ya wanna keep control, sure helps to have a shotgun at times too. Sometimes you gotta keep to your rules whether ya wanna or ya no wanna, like beating yo wife, once a week without fail, o...

I'm telling ya boy, riding the ponies and moving 48 hogs about ain't no walk in the park, now sit booboo sit. Good dog. Wobblybottom, I've got a good mind to mail you $40, you just keep it up! Cash money only boy, i ain't takin' no payfriend or credeet cars, 40 bucks buy you a still born hog if you...

I'm telling ya boy, riding the ponies and moving 48 hogs about ain't no walk in the park, now sit booboo sit.

Good dog.

Like feeding them cows boy.

Good boy.

joeysimms wrote:I don't care what you like, it sucks!

Eat it, grungeindiepunkrockalternaemohippies!

That's it simms, we've had it with you, i ain't gonna go chasing your tail now y'hear? Kiss the toes boy, kiss the toes, or you'll be locked in the cowshed while papa gets the whip.

Good boy.

Now that's just offensive boy, you come right here and kiss papa's toes.

Good boy.

Man, yo should try mixing a horse with a little boy pig.. back home that shit was sweet. One night i mixed my sweet self with a rabbit and that's how Bobby was born. Damn straight. His mother didn't survive the birth though. God damn, moma's in heaven now Bobby.

Listen, i mean, really, you guys have to bow down to me, i'm a christ-like figure in a land of fools and you all need me. I'm breaking the bread and multiplying da fishes like they ain't no tomorrow homes, and you can get yoself a piece o that pie for like 40 clams. And that's tha word o' da lord. J...

You are quite welcome to see my studio, just paypal the $35 and you're welcome to join the tour.