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by Bear
Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Yay. Close the libraries!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 10215

Re: Yay. Close the libraries!!!

Who the hell would vote to close down a library? I just don't get people sometimes.
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:27 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Don't Mind Me. I'm Just Doing My Job
Replies: 11
Views: 4060

Re: Don't Mind Me. I'm Just Doing My Job

That's pretty fucking creepy. The science fiction novels are slowly coming true.
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:07 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Music & MP3s
Topic: anyone got band myspace profiles?
Replies: 19
Views: 25426

Re: anyone got band myspace profiles?

gabewheel2000 wrote:bear, love it! pretty rad
Thanks!
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:00 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: My girlfriend hates water
Replies: 38
Views: 8387

Re: My girlfriend hates water

When people won't drink water, the trick is too punch them in the butthole.
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:43 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: dimensions of your wang
Replies: 31
Views: 6778

Re: dimensions of your wang

I really wasn't sure, so I went and measured. I clock in at almost exactly 6". Didn't think to do the width, but a about the size of a keilbasa (sp?). I also looked up what's average, and it's about 5" to 6". So I'm a-okay. And by that I mean all your mom's are pregnant.
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:33 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Your height
Replies: 53
Views: 10430

Re: Your height

Rick Hunter wrote:
Bear wrote:
SSRigsbyGargesA.L. wrote:9'20"
4'20"!
I just farted a cloud of green smoke for you ben.
HAWT!

I bet it was in the shape of a skull bong with glowing eyes that tells the future.
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:03 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Inventors! Electrical Instruments of the Future.
Replies: 10
Views: 2621

Re: Inventors! Electrical Instruments of the Future.

Some instruments risk losing their place in modern music because you can't plug them in. Beat Roland to the punch! electric cowbell electric pan pipe electric hambone electric juice harp electric shaker egg I would buy all of those on principle alone. I would also like an electric dinner at some po...
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:00 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Things i've discovered recently on hearing my voice back..
Replies: 30
Views: 5939

Re: Things i've discovered recently on hearing my voice back

You say "ever so"? That's awesome. I only say that when I'm trying to sound foreign. But then again, I say "Y'all" without flinching. As for hearing myself ... whenever I play back after singing, I usually sound like a little girl with a headcold. When I play back after talking, I sound pretty much ...
by Bear
Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:51 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Your height
Replies: 53
Views: 10430

Re: Your height

I'm 5'10, 175 pounds, brown hair, green eyes, charming as all hell and am currently sitting in my boxers, playing with a midi keyboard and drinking a half gallon of chocolate milk. I was drinking chocolate milk when I read this!!! I LOVE YOU! you two were meant to be! i won't stand in your way anym...
by Bear
Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:39 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Your height
Replies: 53
Views: 10430

Re: Your height

SSRigsbyGargesA.L. wrote:9'20"
4'20"!
by Bear
Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:38 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Your height
Replies: 53
Views: 10430

Re: Your height

I'm 5'10, 175 pounds, brown hair, green eyes, charming as all hell and am currently sitting in my boxers, playing with a midi keyboard and drinking a half gallon of chocolate milk.
by Bear
Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:07 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: A better forum
Replies: 17
Views: 3577

Re: A better forum

I haven't lactated yet. I just read that some guys will occasionally get a little action, and that some males have had maternal reactions to their children, usually in absence of a woman, and have produced milk. If I could do it, I would like to nurse young animals back to health and reclaim my thro...