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by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 3:06 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Ass Engineer?
Replies: 19
Views: 4393

Re: Ass Engineer?

markpar wrote:Oh, c'mon! That's too easy. :)

Beavis as Capt. Picard, of course.

-mark
We have a winner! You probably don't want to know what you've won... but give me your address and I'll FedEx it right out to you!

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by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 3:05 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Ass Engineer?
Replies: 19
Views: 4393

Re: Ass Engineer?

bedbug wrote:Surprisingly, being as ass engineer isn't all it's "cracked" up to be (pun intended).
yeah, I understand they make you do a lot of "cleanup." Oh man this is going to get bad!

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by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 1:36 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Ass Engineer?
Replies: 19
Views: 4393

Re: Ass Engineer?

Rock and Roll trivia:

Who said,

"number one, I am ordering you to take a number two!"
by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 8:14 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: Ass Engineer?
Replies: 19
Views: 4393

Ass Engineer?

Oh man I can't wait to get to 40 posts to earn the rank "ass engineer." I've always had an interest in proctology! :P

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by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 8:11 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?
Replies: 119
Views: 51828

Re: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?

you've already spent all your money on gear and weed
That must be a typo... I know you meant BEER and weed! LOL...
by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 8:01 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: How do you make a capacitor-discharging tool?
Replies: 7
Views: 2990

Re: How do you make a capacitor-discharging tool?

vvv wrote:Didja ever notice how when you get a shock from grabbing a cap, your instinct (at least mine) is to grab it again?

And aAgain?
Sorry sir, I dropped your hotdog in the fryer... I'll get it... OW! I'll get it... OW! I'll get it... OW!

heheheh

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by wayne kerr
Fri May 16, 2003 7:57 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: your favorite Makeout Music
Replies: 77
Views: 15566

Re: your favorite Makeout Music

for me... it's usually whatever the people are playing way too loud in the next motel room... MAN those hourly joints have thin walls! :twisted:

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by wayne kerr
Wed May 14, 2003 7:45 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?
Replies: 119
Views: 51828

Re: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?

penrithmatt wrote:got a 57 and put it inside a condom.put mic under water,put head under water.sang...
was that ribbed?
by wayne kerr
Wed May 14, 2003 7:41 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?
Replies: 119
Views: 51828

Re: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?

SKY_AT_NO_NOON wrote:It seems as though a lot of people in here like peanut butter??
well, for many of us, it's all we can afford to eat...

Thai noodles:

1 packet "oriental" ramen
2 Tbl. peanut butter (creamy!)
2 packets Taco Bell hot sauce.

mix well

enjoy.

next week...

"Winter Park Half-Pipe Tomato Soup"
by wayne kerr
Tue May 13, 2003 3:54 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: How do you make a capacitor-discharging tool?
Replies: 7
Views: 2990

Re: How do you make a capacitor-discharging tool?

I like to use my tongue... or someone else's
by wayne kerr
Tue May 13, 2003 3:48 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?
Replies: 119
Views: 51828

Re: Strangest Studio Techniques U Ever Used?

pretty much anything involving nudity... and peanut butter... creamy, of course.
by wayne kerr
Tue May 13, 2003 3:45 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: The collest thing you learned from tape op?
Replies: 24
Views: 6958

Re: The collest thing you learned from tape op?

oh gosh... that there IS something to live for...
by wayne kerr
Tue May 13, 2003 12:13 pm
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: Recording Amp
Replies: 33
Views: 9171

Re: Recording Amp

I have a '68 Princeton Reverb and it is without a doubt my "go to" amp. The early SF amps sound evry bit as good (ie: "brown") as the much more expensive blacks... try to find one with the aluminum grille if yer shopping SF, the'yre practically BF circuits! Also, I've seen '80s 50W Marshalls go for ...
by wayne kerr
Fri May 09, 2003 8:37 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: Off-Topic / Off-Color / Off-the-Cuff
Topic: spread this!
Replies: 43
Views: 9029

spread this!

you know what I mean
by wayne kerr
Fri May 09, 2003 8:35 am
Forum: 5/03-2/05: General Recording
Topic: TapeOpCon03
Replies: 61
Views: 14324

Re: TapeOpCon03

damn... whoever thought peanut butter could be so... controversial!