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Who the hell would vote to close down a library? I just don't get people sometimes.

Oh. My. Gosh.

That's pretty fucking creepy. The science fiction novels are slowly coming true.

gabewheel2000 wrote:bear, love it! pretty rad

Thanks!

When people won't drink water, the trick is too punch them in the butthole.

I really wasn't sure, so I went and measured. I clock in at almost exactly 6". Didn't think to do the width, but a about the size of a keilbasa (sp?). I also looked up what's average, and it's about 5" to 6". So I'm a-okay. And by that I mean all your mom's are pregnant.

Rick Hunter wrote:

Bear wrote:

SSRigsbyGargesA.L. wrote:9'20"

4'20"!

I just farted a cloud of green smoke for you ben.

HAWT!

I bet it was in the shape of a skull bong with glowing eyes that tells the future.

Some instruments risk losing their place in modern music because you can't plug them in. Beat Roland to the punch! electric cowbell electric pan pipe electric hambone electric juice harp electric shaker egg I would buy all of those on principle alone. I would also like an electric dinner at some po...

You say "ever so"? That's awesome. I only say that when I'm trying to sound foreign. But then again, I say "Y'all" without flinching. As for hearing myself ... whenever I play back after singing, I usually sound like a little girl with a headcold. When I play back after talking, I sound pretty much ...

I'm 5'10, 175 pounds, brown hair, green eyes, charming as all hell and am currently sitting in my boxers, playing with a midi keyboard and drinking a half gallon of chocolate milk. I was drinking chocolate milk when I read this!!! I LOVE YOU! you two were meant to be! i won't stand in your way anym...

SSRigsbyGargesA.L. wrote:9'20"

4'20"!

I'm 5'10, 175 pounds, brown hair, green eyes, charming as all hell and am currently sitting in my boxers, playing with a midi keyboard and drinking a half gallon of chocolate milk.

My vote is for this:

I haven't lactated yet. I just read that some guys will occasionally get a little action, and that some males have had maternal reactions to their children, usually in absence of a woman, and have produced milk. If I could do it, I would like to nurse young animals back to health and reclaim my thro...