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Man, I sure hope I qualify.

Wait a sec, smell this fart:

PPLLFLFFLPFLFPLFPFLFLFPLFLFLLFLL

Accordion. Watch out.

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See you all tonight.

IMO the 80s Allman Bros. Band catalog should be tied to the whipping post.

Horrible album titles, too:

Win, Lose, or Draw
Reach for the Sky!
Wipe the Windows, Check the Oil, Dollar Gas

I put my long snake through a small hole in the wall. Now it's covered with wall warts.

That's a crap price for an Urkel without glasses. Maybe the holes on his forehead were involved in what kept them on his face.

This guy obviously doesn't take dolls seriously.

octobre wrote:i'll be there. can i get a ride with you, jay?

yup.

BUMP

and I'm there.

Sounds like your standard canker sore, only on your tongue. Should go away in 7-10 days. Anbesol works wonders for managing the pain. Stick out your tongue and and dry it off with something, especially around the sore. Then apply some Anbesol with a Q tip. This will hurt like a bitch. Let it sink in...

So that would be January 18th, right? Sounds good.

Sounds great! I'm in.

Sometimes I compare writing a song to working in a studio. In this analogy, "taking lessons" is like "buying gear." Even with no lessons, a really talented person can write a great song, in much the same way that a really talented person can record a great album with minimal gear. But as you learn m...

The first two seasons were pretty entertaining -- they should have stopped there though. The more I watch the Sopranos, and Oz, and some of those others, the less I like them. HBO has cornered the market on pretentious entertainment, and I really think it's gone to their heads. Totally. The first s...

Paul Harvey seems to like his.