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yeah, they told me.
I really only sold this before. Didn't even pay the rent.

the sad thing is I'm serious.
I guess I was a mistake

finally you guys find out my first name.

think these guys know about the other people I already sold my sole to?? Cause, shit, I could really use the money.

thanks again slashdot.

http://maps.google.com/


Type in some funny stuff into the search

like "liar in washington dc"

Jimmy is a big favorite of mine and truly one of the Greats.

Rest in peace brother, rest in peace.

I just like to imagine the fart particles hitting the people I fart on at the speed of sound. I mean they can't even hear my fart before the shit's hit their face.

And I thought I was the only one that did this.

My average velocity is for an ideal monoatomic gas. It comes out of the equipartition theorem. E=1/2*m<v^2>=3/2*k*T k is boltzmann's const. T temp in kelvin E is energy. Decided to google and found this page for you. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/chem03/chem03448.htm he claims the average ve...

The average speed for a particle of air(fart) at room temp and normal pressure is something like 1000m/s.
So faster than you can say, "whoever smelt it, dealt it" that fart particle is already inside your coworkers nose.

you've just been damned to hell, uh that is... if you haven't already been.

my eyes hurt

If you take about 15 minutes, you can learn a few unix commands and use the terminal program to get at all the hidden files on your iPod.

It wouldn't shock me if they had known about it, I mean wasn't that the case with Pearl Harbor?

That might be some freaky shit but what about the amount of goat.cx going around? Now that's some freaky shit.