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by wayne kerr
Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:23 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Few female recording engineers
Replies: 56
Views: 27085

dwlb wrote:* Had no idea Lesley Ann Warren was an engineer *
Oh snap! I meant Leslie Ann Jones! Heh. :lol:
by wayne kerr
Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:49 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

joelpatterson wrote:So what we got going on now... I almost want to call it a "Posting Contest." :oops:
:twisted:
by wayne kerr
Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:47 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Few female recording engineers
Replies: 56
Views: 27085

Oh, and how could I forget: "your Hillary Johnsons!" :wink:
by wayne kerr
Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:39 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Few female recording engineers
Replies: 56
Views: 27085

Or maybe it's because the studio industry is a boys club and women are routinely degraded until they quit. Sure, you've got your Leslie Ann Joneses, Sylvia Masseys, and Trina Shoemakers, but they are the exception, not the rule. Women in our industry are just not made to feel welcome, at least not s...
by wayne kerr
Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:51 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

joelpatterson wrote:You probably think that's rain pitter-pattering on your windowpane....................?
Touch? sir. Touch
by wayne kerr
Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:10 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

It could be comparing some very... ahem... *personal* data it's mined on the web, and then making an educated guess... if you don't think people's measurements are cataloged, you better just think again. Well, that's what the handicapping system is all about, is it not? As with golf, the pissing co...
by wayne kerr
Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:14 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: How much money have you spent on gear since you started out?
Replies: 35
Views: 10196

A better question is "how much money have you pissed down the drain since you started doing this?"

My calculator takes a second or two to do the calculations and then actually laughs at me.
by wayne kerr
Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:56 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

I can't tell you why... but whenever I start ambling through the threads on here, I would SWEAR the little notice at the bottom of the page says, "you cannot possibly post new topics in this forum." All's I know is that I can piss farther than any o' you motherscratchers. Really, you don't get a li...
by wayne kerr
Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:08 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

joelpatterson wrote:I can't tell you why... but whenever I start ambling through the threads on here, I would SWEAR the little notice at the bottom of the page says,

"you cannot possibly post new topics in this forum."
All's I know is that I can piss farther than any o' you motherscratchers.
by wayne kerr
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:00 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: The budget breakdown
Replies: 67
Views: 26020

MoreSpaceEcho wrote:so is $25 the new $35 now?
Hey, times are tough! :lol:
by wayne kerr
Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:42 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: The budget breakdown
Replies: 67
Views: 26020

Seriously Robinson, you are one pauncey wanker to get that kind of reaction out of a mellow dude like Chris Garges.
by wayne kerr
Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:37 pm
Forum: People/Places/Things
Topic: No more film credits in Michigan
Replies: 24
Views: 7975

Re: No more film credits in Michigan

Our new clueless Governor has just whacked the Film Industry tax breaks down from $100 million to $25 million and will phase them out over two years. He is obligated to let those already projects already signed on remain for the next two years, then will eliminate the tax breaks altogether within 4...
by wayne kerr
Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:22 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: The budget breakdown
Replies: 67
Views: 26020

Nope. Engineering rate for Garges and Joel are right around $300 for a 12-hour day. That's the rate. If you pay more, you're getting raped. You can certainly pay less. Unless you've got management negotiating your deals, more than that isn't gonna happen. If Garges owns his studio, he might do a pa...
by wayne kerr
Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:15 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

Of course, if that doesn't work, you can always corner him in the lounge, knock him unconscious and give him a Cleveland steamer.
by wayne kerr
Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:13 pm
Forum: Creative Recording
Topic: Pissing Contest
Replies: 54
Views: 19349

Re: Pissing Contest

So here's a scenario. You've gained another trusting client. They want to start work on a project in your studio. Everyone in the band is pretty cool however the bass player seems to know a thing or two about recording. He's scrutinizing your every move, he's dropping names and rattling off equipme...