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Dave Matthews and his followers, many and legion. Wow, it took until page 4 for someone to mention dave matthews. we are slipping here folks, let's pull it together. No argument there! DM would NEVER have made it if he didn;t have those good musicians behind him because let's face it, he is severel...

ALL of the following: RAP - Yeah, I'm real impressed with idiots who are too lazy to create their own music to start with (the sampling of other people's stuff, even if it's legal), and are even more lazy in that ALL they talk about is killing, degrading women and taking drugs, not to mention a voca...

Just completed a couple new pieces for my next album " Guaranteed To Be 100% Free Of Hit Singles ", both are found here: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=322865 One is "Sign With Disappearing Ink", the other "It Takes A Village to Raise an Idiot", both instrumental. Comments, qui...

On these two sites, I have some of my recent and past prog musings:

http://theowlwatches.dmusic.com

www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic

The D-Music page also has some twisted comedy clips and miscellaneous experiments and musings from my past.

I've had very good results with these freeware/shareware VST's:

Nano-Tron:

http://www.dream.vortex.btinternet.co.u ... ts/29.html

MellowSound:

http://batsound.users.btopenworld.com/

Tape Worm:

http://www.tweakbench.com/instruments.php?id=6

Adobe Audition can do a lot and at about half your budget.

Steinberg's Wave-Lab is very good too, about in your price range.

SURVIVOR: HELL!

Death Metal Idol

ihavecomputer wrote:ruins does a black sabbath medley called "reversible" because most of the riffs therein have been played backwards. so awesome.

I totally dig RUINS, very unique sound and they have the stones to actually pull it off!!

King Crimson - Get Thy Bearings (an old Donovan tune) Flying Luttenbachers - De Futura (originally by Magma), INSANE!!!! Fibonaccis - Purple Haze (their version was twisted and HILARIOUS!), the theme from "Psycho" (SCARY!) Mae West - Twist and Shout" (she sounded like Johnny Rotten/Lydon) Tool - "N...

The person that did this needs to be charged with attempted murder and HANGED!!! 'Bout time we started bringing back frontier justice!

Kilroy wrote:ha, thats hilarious. The site didnt work for me tho. site is unavailable or some bs like that

Try this (for some reason, this board shortens URLS's)

http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/redtele/re ... ronix.html

Here's one of my other evil creations, for aspiring fusion-shredders:

HOMER:

But Marge, I'm not popular enough to be different!

BTO, they were Canada's answer to ELP!! Back in the 70's WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SPELL THINGS OUT!!


BART:

I didn't think it was physically possible but this sucks and blows at the same time!

Guranteed to remove ALL melodic content from the voice and insert random dramatic pauses, NO vocalist should be without it!

More here:

http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/redtel...electronix.html

Just what you were waiting for - Behringer stompboxes! BEHRINGER steals the designs with 78 new products at NAMM 2005! Oh sorry - "designs" should read "show." No idea how that typo slipped in there. Don't they know Danelectro owns the stompboxes-that-break-when-you-look-at-them-funny-let-alone-sto...