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Mango Urine Smoothie:

1 cup unflavored yogurt
2 tbs. sugar
1/2 cup urine
1/2 cup mango pulp
Ice cubes

Put all the above into a blender. Blend well and serve immediately. Other fruit may be used when mangoes are out of season.

whoa! can I get a shirt like that?

the CDs they put in it probably sounded like shit to begin with.

I can't see it, it appears to be in Korean.

In a dark parallel universe, there would be a magazine that printed negative gear reviews sponsored by manufacturers of competing products.

JH-24: when punching out, all of the channels don't switch from Rec to Sync at once. they switch in sort of slightly delayed, random cluster of events. what could be going on here to make the punch-outs lazy?

Mr. Dipity wrote:Someone needs to build a musical bong.

would it have multiple carbs, like the holes on a flute?

and the winner is... sm57.

heh. I already forgot about that other thread. don't I look like a stoner now.

what song has the best bong sample? should the bong be miked close to the bowl, on the tube, or at the carb? or a stereo pair set back a few feet? it's hard to record a lighter, I've found. there's a lot of transient detail in the lighter sound and it doesn't come through well with a cheap condenser...

good luck brian. I dig your recordings!

Here's a source for flexible piezo film pickup material. cheep! I've tried it so I can attest that it does work, but I wasn't equipped with a proper Hi-Z preamp to make a valid tone judgement.

http://www.windworld.com/products/catalog.htm#hardware

most audio magazines probably work the same way music magazines do. buy an ad for $1000 and maybe you'll get a positive review along with it.

the only time piss is worth drinking is when your body is digesting and purging "magic mushrooms" drinking the urine will get you high all over again..or so i've heard..i told some friends about it once and they drank their own pee but i cant remember if they said it worked or not..or if I would be...

I'm going to keep asking until y'all give it up. what preamps do you like with your speaker mic?

What piezo elements do you recommend using? Have you tried the flexible film ones from EMI?