New magazine: LC end rant about "purity and honesty&qu

[joelpatterson]

"Sticky shed, I'm a sticky head...."

I've had this secret fantasy for lo these many years...

One day, Britney will finally tire of all the trappings of her calculated and dishonest career and throw it all to the winds, finally learn how to play a guitar, and start anew in coffeehouses, singing her own songs, and try to build some kind of credibility out of the wreckage of her phony, disastrous life.

That's my fantasy, and I'm sticking to it....

[Brian]

Ha ha, It's probably the calculated "next move" for her.
I could see it happening. Then her and Jewel will have a "fake lesbian" public kiss and affair to try and get the college crowd for their shows. Then they'll both do benefits for PETA.
Oh yeah, this is doable. I hope she reads this.

[Cerrucho]

Oh, fer the love of....

It's in the same issue as the Kevin Killen interview! He mixes in the box!

[Brian]

Love your site, Cerrucho.

[CraigS63]

I'm still getting emails from people who think the Purity endrant is real. Do people not read closely? Is satire or humor dead? Do we all have sticks up our asses?

By the way, we got something up at the site: http://www.tapeop.com/honestrecordings/

Yeah, everyone supposedly needs $*@#&ing "smileys" after sentences to denote humor because "you can't tell what people mean without hearing them talk".

Did anyone send the $5,000?

[Brian]

Yeah, cuz I'm gonna need my cut this week, things get a lil' thin round here.

[I'm Not The Platypus]

everything i record is monaural, and done using a balloon-skin membrane stretched over a dreamcatcher to pick up the sound vibrations,which are then sent via laser-beam to a turning cylinder wrapped with long sheets of whaleskin, blubberside-out to accept the burned image of the waveform

still working out some deficiencies during playback

question? does the laser disqualify me from acquiring the seal of approval?

[Brian]

I think you should get the sea-lion of approval, or the harp seal of approval.