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Post by jmiller » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:31 am

Girl gets naked so some dude can make $44.

I'm speechless. Hope her dad isn't on the market for an expression pedal.

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Post by s00p3rm4n » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:50 am

I've never been more gay in my life.
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Post by mjau » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:14 am

s00p3rm4n wrote:I've never been more gay in my life.
:rofl:

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Post by inverseroom » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:55 am

Q: I am interested in the blow up doll/
Jan-15-06

A: Sorry...I'm not selling one.


Q: Hi Cuttie, Not really interested in the foot pedal but love that pillow. I live in Michigan too (Jackson) Like to swap info? Nice fig, baby. Sincerely, Tony.
Jan-14-06

A: Hmmmm...sure. I'm 6'4 and 220. Middle aged, muscular build, dark hair and into body building.


Q: Does the EV-5 come with the accessory shown on the bed?
Jan-14-06

A: Thanks for your question. Sorry, the pedal is the only item in the photo up for auction. Please don't forget to bid on my auctions today!


Q: does the pretty girl come with the pedal??
Jan-14-06

A: Thanks for your question. Sorry, but only the EV5 is up for auction.


Q: who is the hot little vixen making me look at your gear? that's a good idea. I wonder if my wife would help me sell a few things. thanks.
Jan-14-06

A: Thanks, I'm glad you appreciate and enjoy my auctions.


Q: Hi, is there any way to see a photo from behind :)
Jan-14-06

A: Hi and thanks for your question. I can send more photos of the EV5 from any angle you desire. That is what you were referring to isn't it?


Q: Does the cable/pedal still work perfectly after the cat incident??
Jan-14-06

A: Thanks for your question. Yes is works perfectly and as stated in my auction - I guarantee this.


Q: haha your a pimp man is that your wife?
Jan-14-06

A: Thanks for the question...no and yes.


Q: HELLO DOES THE REDHEADED CAT IN PICTURE COME WITH IT ? WOWWWWWWWWW
Jan-13-06

A: Thanks for your question. Only if bidding reaches 100,000,000,000. Spoken with Austin Powers' accent.


Q: Is the model in the picture included or for sale also in another auction?
Jan-13-06

A: Thanks for your question. Winning bidder will only receive the EV5, I'm keeping the other item. :-)

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Post by marc » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:47 pm

inverseroom wrote:
Q: I am interested in the blow up doll/
Best. Line. Ever.

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Post by KennyLusk » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:59 pm

BTW the same guy is now selling a Boss BR-8 using a similar method. He should come out with a catalog.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Roland-Boss-BR8-BR- ... dZViewItem
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Post by digitaldrummer » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:30 pm

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.d ... TRK:ME:UFS

this seller had some interesting sales as well (although nothing currently)

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Post by toothpastefordinner » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:40 pm

next time I sell stuff on ebay I'm taking pictures of me teabagging every item



NO, FOR THE LAST TIME, THE MODEL DOES NOT COME WITH THE DRUM MACHINE!

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Post by nipsy » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:03 pm

toothpastefordinner wrote:next time I sell stuff on ebay I'm taking pictures of me teabagging every item...




aw man....(closes eyes, shakes head & thinks of a happy place...)

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Post by fromthecurve » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:54 pm

toothpastefordinner wrote:next time I sell stuff on ebay I'm taking pictures of me teabagging every item


It's official ... no more buying mics on ebay.

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Russian Recording
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Post by Russian Recording » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:47 am

how do you know it's a guy putting up these auctions?

how do you know she isn't the one selling the equipment?

she might be smarter than we think, or not.

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Post by JB » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:52 am

I like it when the gear is wedged between some boobies...really let the boobies make the sell....show nipple and all...but that's just me.

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Post by wesimel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:21 pm

talk about a 'gearslut'


sorry, the pun had to be mentioned.

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Post by Brian » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:05 am

I got it!! I had to wipe some poo off it though.



Just kiddin.
Harumph!

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Post by thethingwiththestuff » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:24 am

whoa, what a disgusting sausage party this has turned into.

"heh....i'd use my 'expression pedal' to modulate HER sustain! titties!! poop!! slut!!"

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