I hate these words

MichaelAlan · Post by **MichaelAlan** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:43 pm

When reffering to music:

Beefy
Rounded
Warm
Aww forget it. I just hate all the damn words everyone uses to describe recordings. YA BRO THAT GUITAR SOUNDS SO CRUNCHY AND WARM AND SMOOTH BRITTLE AND IT SMELLS LIKE OVARIAN CANCER. hjhfdjalksdjfh

If you have had a Roland 8 track for 3 months, I refuse to listen to you say something sounds "tight" ...."warm"....

Your drums will sound like muffled farts if you can't tune drums. Which you probably can't.

Maybe a problem lies in the fact that people listen to a. Blink182 or similar and b. their own recordings. How do learn what is in the middle?

Also, what the HELL happened to Wing, Lance Romance, and various others?

How's that for a ramble? Maybe someone can help me describe what's pissing me off around here.

Mike

curtiswyant · Post by **curtiswyant** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:27 pm

We have a recurring joke with my band along the same lines...something like, "Yeah, that sounds good...but could you make it sound more ORANGE?"

JamesHE · Post by **JamesHE** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:54 pm

I've got something round, beefy and warm for....

your mom!

RefD · Post by **RefD** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:55 pm

MichaelAlan wrote:Also, what the HELL happened to Wing, Lance Romance, and various others?

Wing has dropped off the radar almost everywhere.

Lance completed a tour of North America just a few months ago.

myself, i've been bouncing between Singapore and Malaysia almost weekly since early October and have just recently resurfaced.

dunno about the various others.

i think what's pissing you off is ppl who parrot marketing crap in an attempt to appear knowledgeable without putting in the work and time.

or maybe it's just ppl who spout bullshit in general?

stab in the dark, sorry.

RefD · Post by **RefD** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:57 pm

JamesHE wrote:I've got something round, beefy and warm for....

your mom!

3

(that's -7 for the gratuitous ellipsis.)

JamesHE · Post by **JamesHE** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:00 pm

My bassist friend and I have a new saying,

"somebody better change my diaper - cause I'm the s@*t!"

or if somebody stats bragging about something it's "you need a diaper?"

So from now on any fat ass bass tone is known as "the diapers"

Or even better a "wet diaper"

JamesHE · Post by **JamesHE** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:06 pm

RefD wrote:
JamesHE wrote:I've got something round, beefy and warm for....

your mom!
3

(that's -7 for the gratuitous ellipsis.)

yeah I have an elipsis problem I know. I try not to revert to my old ways... but it's hard... to express yourself in a concrete manner, without leaning on a dramatic crutch. And so when you read it... out loud... you sound like.....

THE SHAT!

Somebody get me some botox... cause I'm the shat!

RefD · Post by **RefD** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:06 pm

better change that early and often or a rash will develop!

*applies Desitin Creamy with a cotton swab*

RefD · Post by **RefD** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:08 pm

JamesHE wrote:THE SHAT!

joeysimms · Post by **joeysimms** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:18 am

*bump*

inverseroom · Post by **inverseroom** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:07 am

joeysimms wrote:*bump*

Ow!

joelpatterson · Post by **joelpatterson** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:13 am

How about instead of "bump" the new word could be "smack."

YO, I DONE SMACK THIS TREAD.

joeysimms · Post by **joeysimms** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:07 am

*smack*

RefD · Post by **RefD** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:46 am

slapfight!!

drumsound · Post by **drumsound** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:56 am

JamesHE wrote:I've got something round, beefy and warm for....

your mom!

Be nice...

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