what would be a cool name for a mic pre?

trodden · Post by **trodden** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:31 pm

auralman wrote:gotta be something that confuses non-engineers, that goes in the sentences:
"Plug it into the "
"That's the C37 mic through the "
"Great pre, huh? That's the "

I'm thinking...

"BALLS"
"MONKEY'S ASS"

or, just one I've been waiting for - the "Holy Crapifier".

hahah, good to see you're on the same page as me...

lapsteel · Post by **lapsteel** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:10 pm

The Pumpkin Boiler ...damn need to get some pumpkin ale

The Magic Lamp

Far X 6-17

or something ridiculous

The Fitch Me the Sound 2100 with 35 Lights of Wisdom

(where'd that come from?)

T-rex · Post by **T-rex** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:21 pm

You need to call it the Badass Motherfcker.

So when the intern says, "What do you want to run this into?"

You say, "I brought my own pre for that."

"Well, which one is yours?"

"It's the one that says Badass Motherfker on it."

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:10 pm

Jerking Off to the Math Coach
Really Expensive Pre
Tangerine Wombat
The Stephen Malkmus Jizz Explosion
The Sweet Pea
Vitamin P
Gorilla Hammer
Sempre
Elephant Guillotine
Usman dan Fodio's Shoehorn
Tube From Your Balls To Your Heart
Smashing Your Ballbag
Clear Cloak
The Door Knob
BBQed Pigeon
Gary's Donut
Chocolate Pizza MkIII

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:15 pm

Oh

or

just print

"this device will not make you suck any less"

on the front..

trodden · Post by **trodden** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:41 pm

Beauty&Wonder wrote:Oh

or

just print

"this device will not make you suck any less"

on the front..

ummm Golf, this shit don't play in LA homie.

scott anthony · Post by **scott anthony** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:41 pm

Out Pre

"Plug it into the in of the Out."

Stratosphere
Black Hole

scott anthony · Post by **scott anthony** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:49 pm

Bite Pre

scott macdonald · Post by **scott macdonald** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:14 pm

Preez Nutz

darjama · Post by **darjama** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:48 pm

Is it made in France? how about "pre fixe" ?

Eric Rottmayer · Post by **Eric Rottmayer** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:57 pm

doodie-free pre

jermaine du pre

pre pre

calculus pre

Djembe · Post by **Djembe** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:31 pm

Further to that list. I believe RODE microphones were originally to be called RODENT. They decided against it and went with the shortened version, but the name lives on with their NT prefix.
Sometimes people forget the space and it ends up as a RodeNTxxx.

Blair

mjau · Post by **mjau** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:56 pm

I'd call it Magic Johnson because he was such a badass in his day. If there were pre's named after 80's basketball stars, I'd be all over it.

"I've got the overheads running through a pair of Magic Johnsons, and the kick's going through the Larry Bird Mullet-Edition. The Charles Barkley is relegated to hihat duty for this session, but some days I like the Barkley on snare bottom if I'm feeling saucy."

I'm Painting Again · Post by **I'm Painting Again** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:59 pm

trodden wrote:
Beauty&Wonder wrote:Oh

or

just print

"this device will not make you suck any less"

on the front..
ummm Golf, this shit don't play in LA homie.

LA sucks

drumsound · Post by **drumsound** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:41 pm

b3groover wrote:Do I get a free mic pre if he picks my name?

How about: The Gloria Gain-er.

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