What could go wrong if I swallowed a microphone?
Take a look at the heavy metals that go into the construction of that thing, consider how quickly your bodily fluids will displace them and how long it will take, and then think about if it really matters whether you jam the thing down your throat or up your ass. Probably not a good idea.
Having said that, I think you need to try again...
Having said that, I think you need to try again...
Smitty wrote:my gut tells me this is going to become one of my favorite threads ever.
megajoe wrote:Pulling that wire back out of your throat is going to be fun.
jrsgodfrey wrote:You mean besides dying?
Agreed with all of the above.KilledByAlbany wrote:I'm curious how the phantom power may react if it ends up immersed in some conductive bodily fluid...
Are you out of your mind?
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Hey! C'mon. I'm not familiar with the human...anatomy.
Of course, now that I think about it...with hindsight, not the best idea ever.
So, I did it again, only this time in my mouth. It sounds pretty good. I like it a lot. Couldn't keep it in there the whole time.
Regardless, we got what we wanted and, well, I'm still stupid. STUPID LIKE A FOX.
Ian
Of course, now that I think about it...with hindsight, not the best idea ever.
So, I did it again, only this time in my mouth. It sounds pretty good. I like it a lot. Couldn't keep it in there the whole time.
Regardless, we got what we wanted and, well, I'm still stupid. STUPID LIKE A FOX.
Ian
hindsight is 20/20 vision.
I still can't believe you actually went ahead and tried this. When I read weird shit on the internet, the shock wears off after a certain amount of time, but this shocks me as much now as it did when I first read it. wow.
I still can't believe you actually went ahead and tried this. When I read weird shit on the internet, the shock wears off after a certain amount of time, but this shocks me as much now as it did when I first read it. wow.
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ha this is funny stuff.
My bandmate did something similar to what you tried in an old band he was in. They were recording a song live and he had a cheap radio shack lavalier mic in his mouth. They recorded the song and he would open and close his mouth periodically through out the song. I still haven't heard it yet but I really really want to.
My bandmate did something similar to what you tried in an old band he was in. They were recording a song live and he had a cheap radio shack lavalier mic in his mouth. They recorded the song and he would open and close his mouth periodically through out the song. I still haven't heard it yet but I really really want to.
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There's a non invasive way to do this. Get your hands on a fetal doppler.
The real ones are more expensive, but the cheap ones might give a fun result.
My wife's pregnant so we were considering getting one of these. We didn't do it because it seemed like it would give her a reason to freak out if she couldn't find the heartbeat.
The real ones are more expensive, but the cheap ones might give a fun result.
My wife's pregnant so we were considering getting one of these. We didn't do it because it seemed like it would give her a reason to freak out if she couldn't find the heartbeat.
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