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Post by weatherbox » Thu May 15, 2008 12:59 pm

darjama wrote:One of these days I want to create a web site selling speaker cables wrapped with the shroud of Turin.
When the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt as my listening room, I'm counting on you for ChinaCones made from Moses' teeth to keep my components off the ground, holy as it may be. I don't want angel choirs fucking with my 14-18khz.
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Post by tomberdude » Thu May 15, 2008 2:14 pm

weatherbox wrote:
darjama wrote:One of these days I want to create a web site selling speaker cables wrapped with the shroud of Turin.
When the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt as my listening room, I'm counting on you for ChinaCones made from Moses' teeth to keep my components off the ground, holy as it may be. I don't want angle choirs fucking with my 14-18khz.
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Post by dsw » Thu May 15, 2008 4:58 pm

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Post by RefD » Thu May 15, 2008 5:16 pm

this is now the perfect thread on this subject.

moderators, please make this a sticky.

cos it sure made me sticky.
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Post by rwc » Fri May 16, 2008 10:42 pm

I think this is the same in pro audio when people do tests that aren't blind with converters, clocks and similar sounding(if not identical sounding) mic preamps.

There's no accounting for what people think they hear.
johnny7 wrote:Any audiophiles in the house?...
Oh, come on. Is there really no line between "guy-who-thinks-best-buy's-featured-floorstanders-are-the-end-all-shizzle-of-sound-reproduction" and someone who uses $500 A/C cords?
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Post by Gentleman Jim » Sat May 17, 2008 3:28 pm

Am I the only one who is horrified by the high-midrange/low-treble smear caused by the common plastic baggies they put the Brilliant Pebbles in?

I'm thinking of starting a company to sell specially fabricated mylar baggies, (indigo, of course, because that's the equivalent part of the color spectrum that is affected), made by blind Romanian nuns. The manufacturing process will be so super secret that even I won't know it. I'll just have to trust what the nuns' translator tells me when I meet him at the bus station to exchange a briefcase of cash for a shopping bag full of little indigo baggies.

When you hear the vastly increased stereo separation and depth of soundstage you will know that you're so much smarter and more perceptive than any of your friends or family, and they're just calling you an idiot because they're jealous.

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Post by weatherbox » Sat May 17, 2008 5:43 pm

Gentleman Jim wrote:
When you hear the vastly increased stereo separation and depth of soundstage you will know that you're so much smarter and more perceptive than any of your friends or family, and they're just calling you an idiot because they're jealous.
please, like the people who buy that shit have friends.

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Post by Nick Sevilla » Sat May 17, 2008 9:34 pm

????? wrote:I think this is the same in pro audio when people do tests that aren't blind with converters, clocks and similar sounding(if not identical sounding) mic preamps.

There's no accounting for what people think they hear.
johnny7 wrote:Any audiophiles in the house?...
Oh, come on. Is there really no line between "guy-who-thinks-best-buy's-featured-floorstanders-are-the-end-all-shizzle-of-sound-reproduction" and someone who uses $500 A/C cords?
+1
Howling at the neighbors. Hoping they have more mic cables.

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Post by calaverasgrandes » Sun May 18, 2008 9:06 pm

in my other job I am an IT guy. All the time I get refered to as "the audiophile". Which of course I bristle at. I am a knuckle dragging, sleep deprived, solder-burnt audio engineer dammit!

Not one of these suckers buying $100 power cables.
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Post by johnny7 » Sun May 18, 2008 10:20 pm

????? wrote:
johnny7 wrote:Any audiophiles in the house?...
Oh, come on. Is there really no line between "guy-who-thinks-best-buy's-featured-floorstanders-are-the-end-all-shizzle-of-sound-reproduction" and someone who uses $500 A/C cords?
Perhaps you are missing the point. The term audiophile has (in some circles) become a pejorative one that refers to the people who make otrageous claims about whatever silly/expensive purchase they make. This website is IMHO poking fun at said "audiophiles". To me, the most hilarious part are the satisfied customer quotes...

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