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Advertising is awesome
Statements like this one really make me wish that people would stop reading ads and then regurgitating quasi-facts on the interwebs.
"Professional Amp Modeling Software
Close is not enough. All of the pretty GUI's and presets in the world aren't going to make your amp-modeling software sound like a real amp. It takes a lot more than ones and zeros to make your computer come alive with lifelike amp tone. It takes a real amplifier company."
I especially love "it takes a lot more than ones and zeroes to make your computer come alive"....
So awesome.
"Professional Amp Modeling Software
Close is not enough. All of the pretty GUI's and presets in the world aren't going to make your amp-modeling software sound like a real amp. It takes a lot more than ones and zeros to make your computer come alive with lifelike amp tone. It takes a real amplifier company."
I especially love "it takes a lot more than ones and zeroes to make your computer come alive"....
So awesome.
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This is true; everyone knows it takes a bolt of lightning to make any sort of robotic monster come to life. Wait, what are we talking about?joel hamilton wrote:"it takes a lot more than ones and zeroes to make your computer come alive"....
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I mean honestly, if they want me to worship their *genius* programming language, then show it to me.joel hamilton wrote:I especially love "it takes a lot more than ones and zeroes to make your computer come alive"
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It takes a evil mad scientist with an burly, tattooed and uncharismatic assistant to take a photo of an amplifier (lamentably one with a big tear in the tolex) on a stormy night with a lot of lightning to power the laptops running the compiler. See also: rocky horror picture show.joel hamilton wrote: I especially love "it takes a lot more than ones and zeroes to make your computer come alive"....
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Peter Frampton was able to make himself come alive. But that's another story...joel hamilton wrote: "it takes a lot more than ones and zeroes to make your computer come alive"....
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I have to disagree, there's more there than just an elegant dongle Now, the line six unit I have, is just that , though the quality of effects package with it, are mostly excellent, and buying a little at a time on sale, it, the UAD cards and a TC card, makes what I've spent on waves look like a total waste of capital.
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