"How Awesome is That????"

Gregg Juke · Post by **Gregg Juke** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:51 pm

I wonder who wrote the copy for this ridiculously presumptious software ad.
Talent not included. (But who needs it? Certainly not you, if you just buy this software right now!)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPV8c9rV ... AAAAAAADAA

GJ

markjazzbassist · Post by **markjazzbassist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:50 pm

dr. drum the perfect software for suckers and other aficionado's of snake oil

cale w · Post by **cale w** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:57 pm

"wanna add your own samples?? NO BIGGIE!"

good I hate biggies.

joelpatterson · Post by **joelpatterson** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:26 am

Crucial dead giveaway this is stupid? DAW is pronounced "daw," not "dee ay double u."

weatherbox · Post by **weatherbox** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:24 am

tecno

Snarl 12/8 · Post by **Snarl 12/8** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:30 pm

The lady sounds ridiculous dropping street slang. The only time she sounded authentic was when she said "yeah, whatever."

vxboogie · Post by **vxboogie** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:45 pm

Snarl 12/8 wrote:The lady sounds ridiculous dropping street slang. The only time she sounded authentic was when she said "yeah, whatever."

My thoughts exactly!

rushofblood · Post by **rushofblood** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:19 pm

stop saying bangers.

Brett Siler · Post by **Brett Siler** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:06 pm

"This is 2012 I mean gimme a break!"

I like how they emphasis a few time how learning about music is nonsense.

Gregg Juke · Post by **Gregg Juke** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:45 pm

Yes, "Who needs all of that theory and technical gobledeegook, when you can get Grammy's simply by using this software. As long as you turn-in Wave files, not laughable Mp3's!"

Priceless.

GJ

hyphen nation · Post by **hyphen nation** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:10 am

I've got an idea, I'm going to make a product, write a ridiculous/presumptuous script, and use a dated drawing style to talk about it...no, I don't need to demo it at all, just say bangers and beats a lot...

Snarl 12/8 · Post by **Snarl 12/8** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:07 am

Things like this totally perplex me. I mean obviously whoever wrote that knew a hell of a lot about music, the biz, computers, audio, beats, slang, etc., etc. But not quite enough to create a bunch of sentences that weren't, in total, almost completely semantically null.

jhharvest · Post by **jhharvest** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:47 am

Or knew enough but didn't care as their intended audience wouldn't know the difference.

GooberNumber9 · Post by **GooberNumber9** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:11 pm

The actual web site is pretty funny also:
http://drdrum.com/

I find it interesting that the main message is "Dr Drum worked for me!", but there's no mention of who this person is who is now supposedly winning Grammys and having ladies go sterile at the sight of him because of Dr Drum.

Jeff White · Post by **Jeff White** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:32 pm

But what happens if every song that I make is already a banger?

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