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Post by Dan Phelps » Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:29 pm

Music goes in one side and Hits come out the other. Can you really put a price on that?

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Post by GlowSounds » Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:43 pm

Dan Phelps wrote:Music goes in one side and Hits come out the other. Can you really put a price on that?
:D
I'm picturing one of these in Spinal Tap's studio with 2 jacks on the back labeled "music" & "Hits"

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Post by Nick Sevilla » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:33 am

Dan Phelps wrote:Music goes in one side and Hits come out the other. Can you really put a price on that?
I would buy one, but only if it also stamps barcodes on the side of every sound file that goes through it.
Because, as every one "in the biz" knows, you cannot make a hit without a barcode.
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Post by RoyMatthews » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:01 am

Nick Sevilla wrote:
Dan Phelps wrote:Music goes in one side and Hits come out the other. Can you really put a price on that?
I would buy one, but only if it also stamps barcodes on the side of every sound file that goes through it.
Because, as every one "in the biz" knows, you cannot make a hit without a barcode.
That is a deep pull, Nick. Good job.
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Post by ubertar » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:54 am

That kind of advice has got to be worth at least $35.
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Post by chris harris » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:08 am

Nick's already moved on from the $35 advice game. Now, he's a booking agent.

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Post by Dan Phelps » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:02 pm

It's got a setting that criticizes the mix you are sending through it.

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Post by biasvoltage » Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:20 pm

Can I send in Monopoly money to buy the fake Fairchild?

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Post by Snarl 12/8 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:29 pm

I hate it when people don't read the subject line of a thread. Stay on topic, people.
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Post by ott0bot » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:52 pm

this whole thread makes me want to puig (with a
long u, of course)

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Post by drumsound » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:34 am

Jeff White wrote:I hear that it also makes a nice cup of coffee.
Actually you need to buy the Waves Assistant Plug-In for that.

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Post by Electricide » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:05 am

weren't people making the same jokes when the first yamaha box was replicating echo chambers and plate reverbs?

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Post by Theo_Karon » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:01 am

Bought one and opened it up... it's just full of sand and bits of hair. Sounds great.
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Post by chris harris » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:01 am

Electricide wrote:weren't people making the same jokes when the first yamaha box was replicating echo chambers and plate reverbs?
Maybe. Do any of those go for $3000 in 2013?

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Post by Dan Phelps » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:37 pm

Theo_Karon wrote:Bought one and opened it up... it's just full of sand and bits of hair. Sounds great.
That's the ground up bones of JJP's former assistants.

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