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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:30 am

Q.-- How many guitarists, that tell drummer jokes, can actually tap their foot in time while they play even the simplest of riffs?

A.-- Another trick question (None can do it).

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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:31 am

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Post by vvv » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:27 pm

Did I mention I play tambo and bongos?

OK, so now, for the purpose of this thread, I play tambo and bongos. :P
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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:55 pm

Q.-- What did the guy who kept switching instruments to avoid getting joked-on finally do?

A. Tambo if I know... Bon... Go... Ah, I dunno, we all know you're a bass player!!!!

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Post by vvv » Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:04 pm

Actually, I've only been playing bass seriously since about, mebbe, 2009?

But guitar since 1972.

BTW, told that Will McFarland joke twice today, already. 8)
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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:28 pm

Coolio. See my earlier guitar jokes.

Yeah, that is a good one. He had the whole band cracking-up with that one...

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Post by vvv » Wed Nov 11, 2015 4:24 am

The punch-line was changed, at one point, to:

"My big chance for a solo!

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