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Post by MoreSpaceEcho » Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:17 am

that font is really something.

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Post by drumsound » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:03 pm

I always get distracted thinking "Who convinced him to take the photo?"

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Post by Jarvis » Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:28 pm

Q. How many drumbers does it take to track a 3 minute easy pop song, drums & cyms separately, provided they all:
1. play the drumset
2. Know that you are speaking to them
3. are being paid union scale (never quite understood what that meant).
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Post by Gregg Juke » Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:45 pm

How many guys named after fictional computers (named after fictional butlers) does it take to tell that joke? :lol:

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Post by Jarvis » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:57 am

I'm guessing one.
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Post by Jarvis » Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:33 am

That's my realz name, yo
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Post by Gregg Juke » Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:52 am

Sorry man, drummer jokes make me CRAAAAAYYY-ZEEEEEeeeeeeeee...........

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Post by vvv » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:37 pm

How about ...


... wait for it, ...


... musician jokes?

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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:35 am

Great! I've got one special just for you, vuvy... Told to me by the one and only Will McFarland (former guitarist for Bonnie Raitt).

A band gets a call from their manager that the showcase that evening is very important-- there is a bidding war on for them at this very moment, and 15 A&R guys will be in the audience waiting to rush them with contracts after the show. The guys get there, set-up, and get ready to play. Curtain goes up, and they are (mostly) in-the-zone. The guitar player is thinking-- "Man, when we get that advance money, I'll buy a new car, get me a Les Paul with real gold frets and tuning keys, and a brand new Ferrari!" The drummer is thinking "I'll get some new tubs; maybe those shiny new DW's! And my girl and I will get some down-time in Hawaii." The keyboardist is thinking about the latest Kurzweil offerings, and maybe some investment strategies for a successful early retirement...



The bass player is thinking............





"A-A-A-A, D-D-D-D, A-A-A-A..."

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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:55 am

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Post by vvv » Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:29 am

:lol:

For the purpose of this thread, I am, of course and currently, a guitarist.

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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:26 am

Q.-- How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A.-- One to screw in the light-bulb; 25 more to watch and say "Huh. Not bad, but I could have done it better."

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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:27 am

Q.-- How many guitarists bring their own 3-to-2 AC/ground adaptor to practice or gigs?

A.-- Trick question-- None of them ever come prepared...

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Post by vvv » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:28 am

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Post by Gregg Juke » Tue Nov 10, 2015 11:29 am

Q.-- Why did the guitar player finally go to practice?


A.-- To get his laundry done and eat the rehearsal room's owner's food...

(Those last two were not even a joke, just actual experiences)...

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