best. song title. ever.

lukakis · Post by **lukakis** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:28 pm

"the bathroom is a creepy place for pictures of your friends" by twothirtyeight

then, just about anything by Happy Apple, for example:

"koala bear wearing a t-shirt with your corporate logo"

"the world begins and ends in your combover"

"take wes chandler, for instance"

"the express lane really isn't all that fast"

and then, by the Bad Plus:

"keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your ass"

"1972 bronze medalist"

lukakis · Post by **lukakis** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:30 pm

oh, i almost forgot:

"jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny"
by frank zappa

dc11 · Post by **dc11** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:32 pm

"No I won't do a split CD with your stupid fucking band"

ryangobie · Post by **ryangobie** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:47 pm

dc11 wrote:"No I won't do a split CD with your stupid fucking band"

gah i know this one, who is it

dc11 · Post by **dc11** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:48 pm

Anal Cunt. They've got a bunch of funny titles.

Brian Brock · Post by **Brian Brock** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:23 pm

Blister in the Sun

Here's 3 that are supposed to be on Morrissey's next:

The World Is Full of Crashing Bores
I Have Forgiven Jesus
How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel?

literati · Post by **literati** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:11 pm

dc11 wrote:Anal Cunt. They've got a bunch of funny titles.

The aforementioned 7000 Dying Rats also has a song called "Anal Cunt Is Gay."

Cheerio,
Literati,
occasionally known as Michael

Mr. Dipity · Post by **Mr. Dipity** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:20 pm

Bear wrote:
how to make a bear wear pants, a shirt, and a cap
I find that offensive.

Sure, but you'll soon learn to like it, sonny-me-boy....

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chikkenguy · Post by **chikkenguy** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:56 pm

"suck my doggy's dick" by wesley willlis

"it takes a million years to become diamonds so let's just burn like coal until the sky's black" by storm and stress

i wonder who writes most of the songs for don cab and storm and stress... maybe ian williams. that would explain why all of the titles are equally as excellent in both bands

jamoo · Post by **jamoo** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:20 pm

Cameo had a song called something like, "I Want a Girl Who Wants Me for My Body"

in a similar vein...

"Woman Respond to Bass" -- Renegade Soundwave

for anyone who's dreamt success...

"Prayer for my Demo" -- Urban Dance Squad

title amalgamation...

"Address the Ceiling" + "Taste the Floor"
-- Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew + Jesus & Mary Chain

utilitarian...

numbers 1 - 16 --- Madhouse

simple concept worded smartly...

"Tie Me to the Length of That" --- PiL

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jamoo · Post by **jamoo** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:25 pm

I forgot, since others have mentioned Morrissey, we can't leave out

"Some Girls are Bigger than Others"

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dayvel · Post by **dayvel** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:06 am

"I Got My Cock in My Pocket" - Iggy

And you thought Ira Gershwin was the master of the internal rhyme.

cupcakelarry03 · Post by **cupcakelarry03** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:17 am

ooh ooh....i got one:

"Phillip K. Dick in the pet section of a wal-mart"

Man or Astro-Man

mcfl0nuz · Post by **mcfl0nuz** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:32 am

"post coitus rock"
"if it feels good, do it."
-joan of arc

'only in dreams'

musikman316 · Post by **musikman316** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:39 am

"G-Spot Tornado" - Zappa

Later,
musik

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