best. song title. ever.

[housepig]

as requested by Jason W in another thread...

Someone should start a "best song-title" thread. I would, but I'm not finished with my sandwich. If someone does, may I suggest "why are all the good girls pregnant" to start the thing off? That one belongs to someone from this board, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm submitting two, from Man Is The Bastard:

"Semen in the Eyesocket of Thomas Lenz" and
"Screwdriver in the Urethra of Thomas Lenz"

[XXGABEXX]

"Details On How To Get 'Iceman' On Your License Plate"

&

"A Lot Of People Tell Me I Have A Fake British Accent"

...both courtesy of Don Caballero.

[bad_dude_69]

a.)What Whorse You Wrote Id On
b.)We are the Owls

Owls

[rucchi166]

I Just Wasn't Made For These Times - Beach Boys

[coniferouspine]

Big Eyed Beans From Venus - Captain Beefheart

[kdarr]

Two good ones, courtesy of my roommate's band, Ambitious Career Woman.

"I Before E, Except After Shut Up,"

and

"Nuclear Winter Olympics."

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[Red Rockets Glare]

I take a drink and let the devil do the rest. - the Idaho Falls





shameless.

[literati]

"Ozzy Osbourne Looked like Bea Arthur on the Ultimate Sin Tour" and "My Nordic Butt Can Rule Nations," both by 7000 Dying Rats.

Cheerio,
Literati,
occasionally known as Michael

[Mix413]

Replacements' "Gary's Got a Boner"

[saultime]

"The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals," by Wally Pleasant

"Christmas Eve at the All Male Cinema," by my friend, Billy Mathney

"Sex Farm," 'Tap.

[XXGABEXX]

"I Before E, Except After Shut Up,"

That... is art.

It reminds me of a line my friend used once. I had asked him "Why?" in regards to something and his response was, "Because shut the fuck up. That's why."

[01100011]

the anatomy of the tongue in cheek

[YOUR KONG]

Lessons Learned from Rocky I to Rocky III

[pandafresh]

"untitled"

[Rick Hunter]

My first restraining order-- Drowning man