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This could end up being the ultimate thread!
Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!
Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!
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Q: How can you tell the bass player is taking a solo?
A: His girlfriend isn't even listening
A: His girlfriend isn't even listening
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q: how do you know your singer is at the door?
a1: he can't find the right key.
a2: he doesn't know when to come in.
q: what's the difference between a metal guitarist and a dressmaker?
a: the dressmaker tucks up the frills.
q: what do you call a drummer with half a brain?
a: gifted.
q: what's the difference between a coffin and a viola?
a: the coffin is a wooden box with a dead man inside it.
q: what's the difference between a dead musician and a dead dog lying in the road?
a: there are skid marks in front of the dog.
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a1: he can't find the right key.
a2: he doesn't know when to come in.
q: what's the difference between a metal guitarist and a dressmaker?
a: the dressmaker tucks up the frills.
q: what do you call a drummer with half a brain?
a: gifted.
q: what's the difference between a coffin and a viola?
a: the coffin is a wooden box with a dead man inside it.
q: what's the difference between a dead musician and a dead dog lying in the road?
a: there are skid marks in front of the dog.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test....
drool
drool
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Here's one Melissa at Geek America told me today:
How many drummers does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten
One to get up there, and nine to say 'I could do that!'
How many drummers does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten
One to get up there, and nine to say 'I could do that!'
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q: What do you do with a dead violist?
a: Move him back a desk.
a: Move him back a desk.
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Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.
"most toreadors worth a damn are circumcized."
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Thunderboy - LMFA clean O!
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My personal favorite...
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drummer is drooling from BOTH sides of his mouth.
I know a drummer like that...
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drummer is drooling from BOTH sides of his mouth.
I know a drummer like that...
Heurh!
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black -
you beat me to the punch (line).
dammit!
the only other one I can think of..
q: what's the difference between a bass player and a trampoline?
a: you take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.
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you beat me to the punch (line).
dammit!
the only other one I can think of..
q: what's the difference between a bass player and a trampoline?
a: you take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.
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q: what do you do when a bass player shows up on your front porch?
a: pay him for the pizza
a: pay him for the pizza
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Q: How many producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, what do you think?
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What's the difference between a musician and a government bond?
The bond matures.
Alternate punchine:
The bond makes money.
I heard Richard Thompson tell that one in Boulder once.
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The bond matures.
Alternate punchine:
The bond makes money.
I heard Richard Thompson tell that one in Boulder once.
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Q: How do you put a band to sleep?
A: Mix!
A: Mix!
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