on the lighter side...

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This could end up being the ultimate thread!

Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?

A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

[bedbug]

Q: How can you tell the bass player is taking a solo?
A: His girlfriend isn't even listening

[housepig]

q: how do you know your singer is at the door?
a1: he can't find the right key.
a2: he doesn't know when to come in.

q: what's the difference between a metal guitarist and a dressmaker?
a: the dressmaker tucks up the frills.

q: what do you call a drummer with half a brain?
a: gifted.

q: what's the difference between a coffin and a viola?
a: the coffin is a wooden box with a dead man inside it.

q: what's the difference between a dead musician and a dead dog lying in the road?
a: there are skid marks in front of the dog.

- housepig

[E-Rock]

What did the drummer get on his IQ test....
drool

[bobbydj]

Here's one Melissa at Geek America told me today:

How many drummers does it take to change a light-bulb?

Ten

One to get up there, and nine to say 'I could do that!'

[PatrickBrown]

q: What do you do with a dead violist?

a: Move him back a desk.

[thunderboy]

Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

[Kyle]

q: what do you call a drummer with out a girlfirend?
a: homeless

[bobbydj]

Thunderboy - LMFA clean O!

[black mariah]

My personal favorite...


Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?

A: The drummer is drooling from BOTH sides of his mouth.


I know a drummer like that...

[housepig]

black -

you beat me to the punch (line).

dammit!

the only other one I can think of..

q: what's the difference between a bass player and a trampoline?
a: you take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.

- housepig

[fear of texas]

q: what do you do when a bass player shows up on your front porch?

a: pay him for the pizza

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Q: How many producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, what do you think?

[kirkhawley]

What's the difference between a musician and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Alternate punchine:
The bond makes money.

I heard Richard Thompson tell that one in Boulder once.

-K

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Q: How do you put a band to sleep?

A: Mix!