Looking for a Mentor if possible

trodden · Post by **trodden** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:40 pm

maz wrote:
Bear wrote:I heard that everytime someone writes something sarcastic or silly, an angel catches on fire and punches a puppy in the face. Think about that next time you wanna write something stupid, you assholes.
I've heard this too, but I thought it was a kitten.

nonono kittens only die when you masterbate..

i don't know of any mentors around here, but my buddy is trying to sell his cool monitor lizard. PM me if interested.. here's a picture.

madpie · Post by **madpie** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:20 pm

trodden wrote:
i don't know of any mentors around here,

I'm surprised nobody has yet suggested....

hammertime · Post by **hammertime** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:03 pm

O.K., trashy. Even though I wasn't referring to you in the first place. You know, I guess you guys have a point about hazing, and maybe I should just learn to not get so pissed off. And then the world will be a better place, and everyone will be happy.

trashy wrote:
spideyjack wrote:Are they really playing in Akron on the 17th?
uh, no; that's just my wacky sense of humor. I use it not to cover the fact that I'm in a crappy band, but to allay any fears that you all might have that my penis is incredibly, incredibly tiny. Which of course you all know it is not because my wacky sense of humor proves it.

hammertime: truce?

hammertime · Post by **hammertime** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:04 pm

... but, next time ...

get ready for hammertime.

wayne kerr · Post by **wayne kerr** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:07 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! C'mon, don't make up, this thread was just starting to get good.

SMH

digdug · Post by **digdug** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:42 pm

sissy_hankshaw wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! C'mon, don't make up, this thread was just starting to get good.

SMH

Fuck you, Sissy. Wanna fight? Here, I'll make a generalisation, and you can rip me to pieces:

An Sm-57 will always sound "acceptable" but never GOOD on anything.
I cannot for the life of me see why anyone ever uses one for anything.
Okay, I understand that a lot of people "like" it (actually i think they use it wothout thinking about it becasue they heard others do) on snare drums. But it's a mic that can sound truly poopy and 'nothing' on MANY things.

OK, GO!

hammertime · Post by **hammertime** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:47 pm

Fuck you. Your mother sucks my dick.

wayne kerr · Post by **wayne kerr** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:50 pm

hammertime wrote:Fuck you. Your mother sucks my dick.

Oh really? Well, I sucked your mother's dick! Hah!

SMH

wayne kerr · Post by **wayne kerr** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:51 pm

digdug wrote:
sissy_hankshaw wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! C'mon, don't make up, this thread was just starting to get good.

SMH
Fuck you, Sissy. Wanna fight? Here, I'll make a generalisation, and you can rip me to pieces:

An Sm-57 will always sound "acceptable" but never GOOD on anything.
I cannot for the life of me see why anyone ever uses one for anything.
Okay, I understand that a lot of people "like" it (actually i think they use it wothout thinking about it becasue they heard others do) on snare drums. But it's a mic that can sound truly poopy and 'nothing' on MANY things.

OK, GO!

Don't go there digdug, I'm verty emotional right now. Besides, Steve Albini HATES SM57s. You may now genuflect in my magnificent presence.

SMH

JGriffin · Post by **JGriffin** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:02 pm

An SM57 will only ever sound good if the signal is recorded to analog tape with no edits, plug-ins, beat detective or pitch correction, because all those things are ruining music.

wayne kerr · Post by **wayne kerr** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:03 pm

dwlb wrote:An SM57 will only ever sound good if the signal is recorded to analog tape with no edits, plug-ins, beat detective or pitch correction, because all those things are ruining music.

Wanna snuggle?

SMH

Spark · Post by **Spark** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:09 pm

Al wrote:I'm looking for a Mintor, something extra strong..

Good luck to you. Personaly Im keeping an eye out for a Minotaur.

hammertime · Post by **hammertime** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:12 pm

I'm about to call Hillary on you. Maybe she can resolve this.

Al · Post by Al » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:29 pm

The Spark wrote:
Al wrote:I'm looking for a Mintor, something extra strong..
Good luck to you. Personaly Im keeping an eye out for a Minotaur.

Yeah, but does he have any mints?

Spark · Post by **Spark** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:34 pm

That is the first thing I plan on asking him when I find him. Ill be sure to post the results.

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