November Rain

[Bear's Gone Fission]

Fuck, my eight year old niece could beat that kilt-wearing freak.

Oh, wait. You mean be entitled to beat him? Where does the line form?

Bear

[soundguy]

What about Heather Locklear?

Has Ritchie Sambora been in the news for beating Heather Locklear?

I'm definitely jealous of your console. Mostly because it was cheap, not because it whispers anything. You're the only person using that console, right?

damn, that shit wanst cheap after I fixed it.

I am the supreme ruler of that consoles universe, yes.

And you should be jealous of that console, I would have to chose the console over my new czech superstar. Dont tell her I said that.

Question: Would crossing the line and dating axel be worth it if you could beat him?

Excellent question. I'd have to think about that one. Beating Axel has been a lifelong dream. At least since about '88 or so. [/quote]

I guess you could just beat axel. something about having buttsex and then beating him seems slightly more visceral. There used to be this bar back in the late 80's called the scrap bar where all the hair rockers would hang out, there is this rumour around town about Slash fucking Savanah on the bar before she killed herself. I might have alledgedly been in there that night. Regardless, you know Slash was all about bragging that shit to Axel (only to be totally outshined when he hooked up with Lenny Kravitz to play on the "I just broke up with *ultra mega hot* lisa bonet record") but Axel had to go out and top Slash, Stephanie Seymour was a pretty good topping. That for the most part tops just about all of rock that I know about unless you want to count Lenny which is probably worth counting. Im betting lisa bonet is cooler to hang with than stephanie seymour and she sure as hell inspired a way better record than anything that happened with GNR, overproduced November Rain included. How wrong is it that that fucker assaulted her? Everytime I think about that my head spins. She couldnt have weighed more than 110 pounds back then. So wack.

Do you remember when Rikki Rachtman was dating Janine? How totally fucked was that? F'ing rikki rachtman...

dave

[cgarges]

Has Ritchie Sambora been in the news for beating Heather Locklear?

No, didn't Tommy Lee date her way back when or am I remembering something wrong?

Do you remember when Rikki Rachtman was dating Janine? How totally fucked was that? F'ing rikki rachtman...

Who is Rikki Ratchman? And did he date her after Smell The Glove came out or before?

Chris

[Bear's Gone Fission]

I guess you could just beat axel. something about having buttsex and then beating him seems slightly more visceral.

Look up "donkey punch" on Google.

(Amazingly enough, one of the top hits is an online game featuring Britney Spears.)

Bear

[theistheman]

dude...

if by overproduced, you mean "awesome," then yeah, November Rain is overproduced.

I dig it.

And you can make fun of Axl Rose all you want, but that guy slayed more gash than anyone when he was in his prime.

[soundguy]

No, didn't Tommy Lee date her way back when or am I remembering something wrong?

yeah, he did, but she doesnt speak czech nor is there heather locklear porno.

Who is Rikki Ratchman? And did he date her after Smell The Glove came out or before?

oh man, you are so lucky you dont know... He hosted a show on MTV called The Headbangers Ball, perhaps you saw it in music school? He was this short "check out my tattoo" LA scenester that needed to go away, but hosted that show and then had a drive time FM talk show on the radio in LA, around which time he was dating Janine, this was right about when she stopped doing movies. She was dating Jesse James, the custom bike guy, but I guess they broke up and now she's back to porn with a vengence fucking guys which is a novelty. Shes covered with tattoos now, which is totally mr. rachtman's doing. Of note, his sister is karyn rachtman who was the music supervisor on reservoir dogs and has made a great career for herself because of that.

I will look up "donkey punch" if you will look up "donkey sausage"

dave

[d-bolan]

i love it

[aurelialuz]

dave, yer on crack. appetite vs. mama says = appetite. it's just got more soul. MS is pretty good tho.

[numberthirty]

Just two things: First, yes I would consider switch hitting to get to beat on Axl. On one condition, I would have to be allowed to dress up like Buckethead(while wearing an Izzy Stadlin and the Ju Ju Hounds shirt). Second, would someone please explain to me just what "slaying gash" entails?

[bobbydj]

Second, would someone please explain to me just what "slaying gash" entails?

I think it's locker-room slang for raping and killing a woman. I dunno. It certainly has those kind of - uh - overtones.

Btw, G'n'R = fucking shit. Every step of the way. Ditto what they stand for. Not to mention that shitty t-shirt from way back.

[Rigsby]

Second, would someone please explain to me just what "slaying gash" entails?

I think it's locker-room slang for raping and killing a woman. I dunno. It certainly has those kind of - uh - overtones.

Btw, G'n'R = fucking shit. Every step of the way. Ditto what they stand for. Not to mention that shitty t-shirt from way back.

Ahhhgreed.

[lobstman]

Do you remember when Rikki Rachtman was dating Janine? How totally fucked was that? F'ing rikki rachtman...

Was that before or after she was on SNL? Before she did that "cats & dogs" movie with Uma Thurman, I think. Anyone know if she's still a blonde?

Re: "November Rain"
I can't believe this thread has gone to two pages without anyone mentioning the best part of the video- Slash playing a solo on the edge of the cliff he just drove a car over! That's more rock and roll than everyone on this board combined, except maybe Wing.

[Rigsby]

That's more rock and roll than everyone on this board combined, except maybe Wing.

Right thats it, i challenge you to a yoga contest.



Hold on, are we on off-topic or general here?

[lobstman]

Right thats it, i challenge you to a yoga contest.

Plain, or the kind with fruit on the bottom?

Hold on, are we on off-topic or general here?

Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!

[MoreSpaceEcho]

something about having buttsex and then beating him seems slightly more visceral.

classic. i have nothing to add to this thread, but please, everyone, continue.